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    Posted: 25 Jul 2019 at 8:43pm
   
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills and canyon walls. 

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station attendant. "Nothing," the woman answered "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."

"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."
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I don't get it. LOL
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Let me draw you picture

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 Chask,,,,!!!!! check out ole Wayne's pic,,,,,,LOL
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LOL LOL LOL 
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Hmm... Maybe I need a horse
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Wink Was that part of your dreams.LOLLOLLOL You have forgotten to tell us you were a Indian Wink as well as real life Johnny Carson. No wonder you forgetting the fire on the stove.




An if you don't know Johnny,sub Jay Leno. An if that's to far back for you ConfusedConfusedConfused I don't know. Cause the younger than that are not funny IMHO,NOT A ONE OF THEM ,I can think of.
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Chask, best you don't 'get it' ....
 specially out in public. 

 What was ol' smoken joe talkin about the other day about wimens not abler ter rap their hands around 2" an larger ta hang on??? totem poles or parrellel bars or sumthin... Ermm
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The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that."
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