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Topic: HMmmmm,,,,,,

Posted By: desertjoe
Subject: HMmmmm,,,,,,
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2019 at 8:43pm

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills and canyon walls.

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.

"What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station attendant. "Nothing," the woman answered "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off."

"Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles."

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Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2019 at 11:45pm

I don't get it. LOL

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Posted By: Wayne180d
Date Posted: 26 Jul 2019 at 12:17am

Let me draw you picture

Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 26 Jul 2019 at 4:00am

Chask,,,,!!!!! check out ole Wayne's pic,,,,,, LOL

Posted By: Hubert (Ga)engine7
Date Posted: 26 Jul 2019 at 6:01am

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Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God.

Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 26 Jul 2019 at 8:10am

Hmm... Maybe I need a horse

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Posted By: Ray54
Date Posted: 26 Jul 2019 at 11:29am

Was that part of your dreams. LOL

You have forgotten to tell us you were a Indian Wink

as well as real life Johnny Carson. No wonder you forgetting the fire on the stove.

An if you don't know Johnny,sub Jay Leno. An if that's to far back for you Confused

I don't know. Cause the younger than that are not funny IMHO,NOT A ONE OF THEM ,I can think of.

Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 26 Jul 2019 at 11:39am

Chask, best you don't 'get it' ....

specially out in public.

What was ol' smoken joe talkin about the other day about wimens not abler ter rap their hands around 2" an larger ta hang on??? totem poles or parrellel bars or sumthin... Ermm

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