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Thad in AR. View Drop Down
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    Posted: 07 Mar 2019 at 7:00am
An Irish girl and a Cheklaslovic man met at a photography seminar.
They fell in love and got married. They went to Africa for the honeymoon.
They hired a driver to take them out to photograph all the wildlife. They got out in the wild and told the driver he could leave and return for them that night. He said he couldn’t just leave them since it was Lion feeding time. They reassured him they’d be ok.
He returned that night and they weren’t there. He called the police. They showed up and all they found was a lion couple resting and licking their chops. They decided to shoot the lions. They cut the female lion open and found the remains of the Irish girl.
The driver looked at the police and said, I guess the Check’s in the male.
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groannnnn!
I am still confident of this;
I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living.
Wait for the Lord;
be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27
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Good one
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I did not see that one coming!:)
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 Chris
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Oof..Unhappy
 
 
 
...but I laughed.
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Good one!!! LOL
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 HMMmmmmm,,,,,wait a minute,,,,,lemme go back and read thet one again,,,,,WinkWink
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No check in the male for you DJ
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I sent it to my Bible study group...one replied 'Czech mate'
I am still confident of this;
I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living.
Wait for the Lord;
be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27
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Originally posted by LouSWPA LouSWPA wrote:

I sent it to my Bible study group...one replied 'Czech mate'

And I odviously didn’t use spell Czech.
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I didn't see it coming either,,,,,,,,,and now that I've seen it,,,,,,,I wish I hadn't.
I'll Czech on your answer later...
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