The photographers
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Topic: The photographers
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Subject: The photographers
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2019 at 7:00am
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An Irish girl and a Cheklaslovic man met at a photography seminar. They fell in love and got married. They went to Africa for the honeymoon. They hired a driver to take them out to photograph all the wildlife. They got out in the wild and told the driver he could leave and return for them that night. He said he couldn’t just leave them since it was Lion feeding time. They reassured him they’d be ok. He returned that night and they weren’t there. He called the police. They showed up and all they found was a lion couple resting and licking their chops. They decided to shoot the lions. They cut the female lion open and found the remains of the Irish girl. The driver looked at the police and said, I guess the Check’s in the male. |
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Posted By: LouSWPA
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2019 at 7:08am
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groannnnn! ------------- I am still confident of this; I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living. Wait for the Lord; be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27 |
Posted By: Andy E
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2019 at 7:35am
Good one 
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Posted By: Sugarmaker
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2019 at 7:49am
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I did not see that one coming!:) Regards, Chris ------------- D17 1958 (NFE), WD45 1954 (NFE), WD 1952 (NFE), WD 1950 (WFE), Allis F-40 forklift, Allis CA, Allis D14, Ford Jubilee, Many IH Cub Cadets, 32 Ford Dump, 65 Comet. |
Posted By: Tbone95
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2019 at 8:05am
Oof.. ...but I laughed.
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Posted By: Unit3
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2019 at 8:05am
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Good one!!! LOL ------------- 2-8070FWA PS/8050PS/7080/7045PS/200/D15-II/2-WD45/WD/3-WC/UC/C |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2019 at 10:00am
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HMMmmmmm,,,,,wait a minute,,,,,lemme go back and read thet one again,,,,,
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Posted By: tadams(OH)
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2019 at 1:05pm
| No check in the male for you DJ |
Posted By: LouSWPA
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2019 at 7:38pm
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I sent it to my Bible study group...one replied 'Czech mate' ------------- I am still confident of this; I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living. Wait for the Lord; be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27 |
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2019 at 7:57pm
And I odviously didn’t use spell Czech. |
LouSWPA wrote:Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 08 Mar 2019 at 8:53pm
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I didn't see it coming either,,,,,,,,,and now that I've seen it,,,,,,,I wish I hadn't. I'll Czech on your answer later... ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |