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Thad in AR. 
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 Topic: Lil Vernon got pulled over by the cops
Posted: 06 Dec 2019 at 5:44am |
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As the officer walked up to his truck Lil Vernon opened his window a bit and says , it’s medicinal
The officer says, sir there is no medicinal beer.
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jaybmiller
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Posted: 06 Dec 2019 at 5:57am |
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cop's lying !!!
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Posted: 06 Dec 2019 at 9:53am |
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Ted J
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Posted: 07 Dec 2019 at 7:47am |
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Yep, cop's lying!! Or maybe that was about brandy? Or was it gin? Whiskey? Rum?
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Gary
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Posted: 07 Dec 2019 at 7:52am |
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Purple Gatorade = Merlot Wine
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DaveKamp
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Posted: 07 Dec 2019 at 5:00pm |
Officer walks up to a little red convertible to find a sexy half-topless, but rather inebriated female occupying the driver's seat. After blowing a 0.13, the officer says "Well, it says you've had a few stiff ones..."
The gal blushed in shock, and answered "It tells you THAT TOO???"
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Ted J
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Posted: 07 Dec 2019 at 7:37pm |
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"Allis-Express"
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Lil Vern sounds like a person you could hang around with just for laughs,,,,
