Lil Vernon got pulled over by the cops
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Topic: Lil Vernon got pulled over by the cops
Posted By: Thad in AR.
Subject: Lil Vernon got pulled over by the cops
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2019 at 5:44am
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As the officer walked up to his truck Lil Vernon opened his window a bit and says , it’s medicinal The officer says, sir there is no medicinal beer. |
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Posted By: jaybmiller
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2019 at 5:57am
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cop's lying !!! ------------- 3 D-14s,A-C forklift, B-112 Kubota BX23S lil' TOOT( The Other Orange Tractor) Never burn your bridges, unless you can walk on water |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2019 at 9:53am
 Lil Vern sounds like a person you could hang around with just for laughs,,,, |
Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2019 at 7:47am
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Yep, cop's lying!! Or maybe that was about brandy? Or was it gin? Whiskey? Rum? ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
Posted By: Gary
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2019 at 7:52am
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Purple Gatorade = Merlot Wine |
Posted By: DaveKamp
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2019 at 5:00pm
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Officer walks up to a little red convertible to find a sexy half-topless, but rather inebriated female occupying the driver's seat. After blowing a 0.13, the officer says "Well, it says you've had a few stiff ones..." The gal blushed in shock, and answered "It tells you THAT TOO???" ------------- Ten Amendments, Ten Commandments, and one Golden Rule solve most every problem. Citrus hand-cleaner with Pumice does the rest. |
Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2019 at 7:37pm
------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |