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Coke-in-MN 
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 Topic: Thoughts for the day (H)
Posted: 24 Mar 2024 at 7:56am |
1. IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL, JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.
2. RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.
3. I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT OLD. I'M 25 — PLUS, SHIPPING AND HANDLING.
4. WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH? DID WE MOVE?.
6. BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG!
7. LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM HATE US FOR FREE.
8. VEGETARIAN: ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE IDIOT WHO CAN'T HUNT, FISH, OR LIGHT FIRES!
9. I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK :
"REALLY"? — "THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON?”
10. IN MY DEFENSE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.
11. IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE, THEN PENCILS MISSPELL WORDS, CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK, AND SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT.
12. MY DECISION-MAKING SKILLS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD.
13. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID — AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.
14. WE OWE OUR VETERANS EVERYTHING.
15. CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.
16. I THOUGHT GETTING OLD WOULD TAKE LONGER.
17. A WISE MAN ONCE SAID … NOTHING
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Faith isn't a jump in the dark. It is a walk in the light. Faith is not guessing; it is knowing something.
"Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful."
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AcFordHawk
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Posted: 24 Mar 2024 at 9:43am |
 Great morning chuckle!
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IB (restoring), MF GC1705, MF 2705E
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 24 Mar 2024 at 9:54am |
100% TRUE ! 
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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plummerscarin
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Posted: 24 Mar 2024 at 10:43am |
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DMiller
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HudCo
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Posted: 24 Mar 2024 at 5:13pm |
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yes sir what you said
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Dirt Farmer
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Posted: 24 Mar 2024 at 10:44pm |
Ahh, thanks Coke, we been a needing a pick me up lately, glad you came through once again. Keep em coming.
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desertjoe
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Posted: 25 Mar 2024 at 7:51am |
There's all kinds of great sense in all of them,,,,especially #7,,,,,,,,,,?
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tadams(OH)
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Unit3
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Posted: 27 Mar 2024 at 2:28pm |
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And spoons made me fat. Not entirely. The knife and the fork played their part as well.
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D19allisowner
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Posted: 27 Mar 2024 at 11:58pm |
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The 17 commandments!
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If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice.
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