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Thoughts for the day (H)

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Topic: Thoughts for the day (H)
Posted By: Coke-in-MN
Subject: Thoughts for the day (H)
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2024 at 7:56am
1. IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL, JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.

2. RESPECT YOUR ELDERS.  THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.

3. I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT OLD.  I'M 25 — PLUS, SHIPPING AND HANDLING.

4. WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH?  DID WE MOVE?.

6. BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG!

7. LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM HATE US FOR FREE.

8. VEGETARIAN:  ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE IDIOT WHO CAN'T HUNT, FISH, OR LIGHT FIRES!

9. I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK :
"REALLY"?  — "THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON?”

10. IN MY DEFENSE I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.

11. IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE, THEN PENCILS MISSPELL WORDS, CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK, AND SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT.

12. MY DECISION-MAKING SKILLS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD.

13. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID — AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.

14.   WE OWE OUR VETERANS EVERYTHING.

15. CAMPING:  WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.

16. I THOUGHT GETTING OLD WOULD TAKE LONGER.

17. A WISE MAN ONCE SAID … NOTHING


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Faith isn't a jump in the dark. It is a walk in the light. Faith is not guessing; it is knowing something.
"Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful."



Replies:
Posted By: AcFordHawk
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2024 at 9:43am
Thumbs Up  Great morning chuckle!

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IB (restoring), MF GC1705, MF 2705E


Posted By: steve(ill)
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2024 at 9:54am
100% TRUE ! Clap

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Like them all, but love the "B"s.


Posted By: plummerscarin
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2024 at 10:43am


Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2024 at 11:57am
ClapClapClapThumbs UpThumbs Up


Posted By: HudCo
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2024 at 5:13pm
yes sir what you said


Posted By: Dirt Farmer
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2024 at 10:44pm
Ahh, thanks Coke, we been a needing a pick me up lately, glad you came through once again. Keep em coming.


Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 25 Mar 2024 at 7:51am

 There's all kinds of great sense in all of them,,,,especially #7,,,,,,,,,,?


Posted By: tadams(OH)
Date Posted: 26 Mar 2024 at 2:29pm
YEP to all the above



Posted By: Unit3
Date Posted: 27 Mar 2024 at 2:28pm
And spoons made me fat. Not entirely. The knife and the fork played their part as well.

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Posted By: D19allisowner
Date Posted: 27 Mar 2024 at 11:58pm
The 17 commandments!

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If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice.



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