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    Posted: 21 Oct 2018 at 8:52pm
Old gal and I worked a show I southwest Iowa. I was one of 4 guys in the big old room. Now the delima-- there were thousands of gals walking thru this building. NOT one of them ask me for my phone number. Guys the gals were old/young/slim/heavy duty. I'm thinking I need a face lift. I can't decide between a Cary Grant, Rock Hudson, of some other face. What would you guys do????   Show was great, old gal says we are Gonna retire next year. Not me, not yet.
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You should do a "Shameless" face lift
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You don't need a facelift Tom, you just gotta have that "look" ......  If you haven't developed it by now,,,,,,,,,,,,well, you're a little too late...n it helps if you can lick your eyebrows. Wink
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On the Shameless face lift it's not quite Halloween yet.
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hey,hey,hey! PfffffT! Tom...just puts a banana in yer shorts and stand by the table where it can be seen!
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Red Bank, that the shameless facelift you were talkin about???
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Originally posted by Ted J Ted J wrote:

You don't need a facelift Tom, you just gotta have that "look" ......  If you haven't developed it by now,,,,,,,,,,,,well, you're a little too late...n it helps if you can lick your eyebrows. Wink

Yeah, but lose the che t-shirt...

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Reminds me of a joke I saw a while back. It had this big muscle bound guy walking out of “Golds Gym” alone and then showed a shriveled up little old bald headed man walking out of “Jim’s Gold” with a very young robust big knockered hottie under each arm.

If it makes you feel any better we entered Razorback Stadium Saturday with the cheer leaders and the drill team. I never seen so many cheeks in my life. They never paid me no never mind.
I can only assume it’s cause they were scared of the nurse.
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  Ted and Shameless,,,now Ya'll know you is just gonna get ole Tom in some serious, serious chit givin him them ideas,,,,Chit,,next thing he be lookin for some book on "Excercises for the tongue" and be goin to walmart every hour or so and buyin bananas just to impress the ladies,,,,UMmmmmmm,,,
  Thad,,,yep,,them wife's walkin next to a guy do have that sort of radiatin feelings to other womeens,,,,Wink 
  Our youngest Son went to Florida to watch the Gators in their last championship game and he had to buy an extra phone just to be able to film all the "cheeeeekies" there was at thet game,,,,,he,,,,he,,,didn't want to come home even after a week up there,,,,,,LOL
 I had to borry his phone several times before I got to see em all,,,,,Wink


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I'd call that a limp lift. Wink
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Forget the facelift.
Forget the banana.
Get a big fat wallet full of money and them chicks will give you more attention than you could handle. I have no money and get no attention from chicks. That's how I know. Darrel
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What hang money from his ears and ? Wink
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Old gal made banana bread and I got a fat wallet but its got no money in it, just some non winning loto tickets. Not lucky like ol Shameless Guess I'm sorta stuck. Oh well there's always cheep hair dye for next year. It was a fun Saturday.

Edited by HD6GTOM - 22 Oct 2018 at 3:57pm
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I think the women were picking up on "who" he was channeling, gay ones.Wink Next time think of them big basketball stars.LOL
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" It was a fun Saturday." Thats really what counts and the money too.
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