More advice needed
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Topic: More advice needed
Posted By: HD6GTOM
Subject: More advice needed
Date Posted: 21 Oct 2018 at 8:52pm
Old gal and I worked a show I southwest Iowa. I was one of 4 guys in the big old room. Now the delima-- there were thousands of gals walking thru this building. NOT one of them ask me for my phone number. Guys the gals were old/young/slim/heavy duty. I'm thinking I need a face lift. I can't decide between a Cary Grant, Rock Hudson, of some other face. What would you guys do???? Show was great, old gal says we are Gonna retire next year. Not me, not yet. 
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Posted By: Red Bank
Date Posted: 21 Oct 2018 at 9:06pm
You should do a "Shameless" face lift 
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Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 21 Oct 2018 at 10:34pm
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You don't need a facelift Tom, you just gotta have that "look" ...... If you haven't developed it by now,,,,,,,,,,,,well, you're a little too late...n it helps if you can lick your eyebrows. ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 21 Oct 2018 at 10:39pm
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On the Shameless face lift it's not quite Halloween yet. ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 21 Oct 2018 at 10:42pm
| hey,hey,hey! PfffffT! Tom...just puts a banana in yer shorts and stand by the table where it can be seen! |
Posted By: JC-WI
Date Posted: 21 Oct 2018 at 11:45pm
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Red Bank, that the shameless facelift you were talkin about??? ------------- He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that." |
Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 22 Oct 2018 at 4:51am
Yeah, but lose the che t-shirt... [TUBE]vmPkcI7cfGA[/TUBE]
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Ted J wrote:Posted By: Thad in AR.
Date Posted: 22 Oct 2018 at 7:19am
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Reminds me of a joke I saw a while back. It had this big muscle bound guy walking out of “Golds Gym” alone and then showed a shriveled up little old bald headed man walking out of “Jim’s Gold” with a very young robust big knockered hottie under each arm. If it makes you feel any better we entered Razorback Stadium Saturday with the cheer leaders and the drill team. I never seen so many cheeks in my life. They never paid me no never mind. I can only assume it’s cause they were scared of the nurse. |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 22 Oct 2018 at 9:10am
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Ted and Shameless,,,now Ya'll know you is just gonna get ole Tom in some serious, serious chit givin him them ideas,,,,Chit,,next thing he be lookin for some book on "Excercises for the tongue" and be goin to walmart every hour or so and buyin bananas just to impress the ladies,,,,UMmmmmmm,,, Thad,,,yep,,them wife's walkin next to a guy do have that sort of radiatin feelings to other womeens,,,, Our youngest Son went to Florida to watch the Gators in their last championship game and he had to buy an extra phone just to be able to film all the "cheeeeekies" there was at thet game,,,,,he,,,,he,,,didn't want to come home even after a week up there,,,,,,  I had to borry his phone several times before I got to see em all,,,,,
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Posted By: Red Bank
Date Posted: 22 Oct 2018 at 9:28am
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Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 22 Oct 2018 at 11:42am
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I'd call that a limp lift. ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 22 Oct 2018 at 1:44pm
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Forget the facelift. Forget the banana. Get a big fat wallet full of money and them chicks will give you more attention than you could handle. I have no money and get no attention from chicks. That's how I know. Darrel |
Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 22 Oct 2018 at 3:07pm
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What hang money from his ears and ? ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |
Posted By: HD6GTOM
Date Posted: 22 Oct 2018 at 3:56pm
| Old gal made banana bread and I got a fat wallet but its got no money in it, just some non winning loto tickets. Not lucky like ol Shameless Guess I'm sorta stuck. Oh well there's always cheep hair dye for next year. It was a fun Saturday. |
Posted By: Ray54
Date Posted: 22 Oct 2018 at 4:02pm
I think the women were picking up on "who" he was channeling, gay ones. Next time think of them big basketball stars.
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Posted By: chaskaduo
Date Posted: 22 Oct 2018 at 4:33pm
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" It was a fun Saturday." Thats really what counts and the money too. ------------- 1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp |