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Lil Vernon got pulled over by the cops |
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Thad in AR.
Orange Level Access Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Arkansas Points: 9273 |
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Posted: 06 Dec 2019 at 5:44am |
As the officer walked up to his truck Lil Vernon opened his window a bit and says , it’s medicinal
The officer says, sir there is no medicinal beer. |
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jaybmiller
Orange Level Access Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Greensville,Ont Points: 21486 |
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cop's lying !!!
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desertjoe
Orange Level Access Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: New mexico Points: 13358 |
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Lil Vern sounds like a person you could hang around with just for laughs,,,,
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Ted J
Orange Level Joined: 05 Jul 2010 Location: La Crosse, WI Points: 18720 |
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Yep, cop's lying!! Or maybe that was about brandy? Or was it gin? Whiskey? Rum?
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Gary
Orange Level Access Joined: 13 Sep 2009 Location: Peterborough,On Points: 5173 |
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Purple Gatorade = Merlot Wine |
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DaveKamp
Orange Level Access Joined: 12 Apr 2010 Location: LeClaire, Ia Points: 5639 |
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Officer walks up to a little red convertible to find a sexy half-topless, but rather inebriated female occupying the driver's seat. After blowing a 0.13, the officer says "Well, it says you've had a few stiff ones..." The gal blushed in shock, and answered "It tells you THAT TOO???"
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Ten Amendments, Ten Commandments, and one Golden Rule solve most every problem. Citrus hand-cleaner with Pumice does the rest.
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Ted J
Orange Level Joined: 05 Jul 2010 Location: La Crosse, WI Points: 18720 |
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