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30 cows in a field, 28 chickens.  How many didn't?Wink
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Red...........no wait, green.
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2? Or were they just "saving" themselves for after the ceremony??
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all of them
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How many did?
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The 30 Cows gave 600 lbs. of milk and the 28 Chickens gave 14 eggs. The other 14 Chickens were soup!
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Originally posted by thendrix thendrix wrote:

How many did?
20!Wink
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I am still confident of this;
I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living.
Wait for the Lord;
be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27
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I agree with Shameless
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Everything is impossible until someone does it! WD45-trip loader 1947 c w/woods belly mower, 1939 B, #3 sickle mower 1944 B, 2 1948 G's. Misc other equipment that my wife calls JUNK!
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10 ate clover !
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Looking at the past to see the future.
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Duct tape.... Can't fix stupidity. But will muffle the sound of it!
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OK SMARTY PANTS,,,,,,,,,,,,what's the second or (hidden) part of this question?
I'd say:
30 cows,,,,,,,
28 chickens,,,,,,,,,,
SO,,,,,,,,ONLY TWO of them cows got ,,,,,,,,,,er um,,,,,,,,,, bred for the following year...so,,,,,,,,,,
TWO..... and that's all I've got to say on that,,,,,,,,pfffft!!
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So how long you gonna leave em hanging Dave?
I know the answer. This joke works better when spoken instead of written. Hard to get the pause for effect.
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30 cows, twenty ate chickens
I am still confident of this;
I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living.
Wait for the Lord;
be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27
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And she ain't even blonde,,,,,,,,,,,,,, well,, I ain't either and I didn't...................
You don't really have to be smart if you know who is!
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10,,,,,,
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Oh, I would have caught on sooner, but I have never seen a cow eat a chicken before, and found it illogical. LOL! Darrel
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Now if'n you would have said 30 foxes or coyotes......
I'm with you Darrel, I've never seen a cow eat a chicken.  Heck, I've never even seen a cow step ON a chicken...
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Originally posted by Ted J Ted J wrote:

Now if'n you would have said 30 foxes or coyotes......
I'm with you Darrel, I've never seen a cow eat a chicken.  Heck, I've never even seen a cow step ON a chicken...

But I've had them step on my toe's.
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Originally posted by Ted J Ted J wrote:

Now if'n you would have said 30 foxes or coyotes......
I'm with you Darrel, I've never seen a cow eat a chicken.  Heck, I've never even seen a cow step ON a chicken...


But, Ted. If he had said fox or coyote, it would have to read like this: "20 fox in the hen house. 28 chickens. How many didn't"?

Cause they would ALL eat chicken! Darrel
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WOW, this thread has gone on WAY longer than I expected!

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