Math test
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Topic: Math test
Posted By: DiyDave
Subject: Math test
Date Posted: 30 Mar 2018 at 6:20am
30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
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Posted By: plummerscarin
Date Posted: 30 Mar 2018 at 7:07am
| 10 |
Posted By: Stan IL&TN
Date Posted: 30 Mar 2018 at 7:15am
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Red...........no wait, green. ------------- 1957 WD45 dad's first AC 1968 one-seventy 1956 F40 Ferguson |
Posted By: Dipstick In
Date Posted: 30 Mar 2018 at 7:20am
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2? Or were they just "saving" themselves for after the ceremony?? ------------- You don't really have to be smart if you know who is! |
Posted By: shameless dude
Date Posted: 30 Mar 2018 at 7:22am
| all of them |
Posted By: Tbone95
Date Posted: 30 Mar 2018 at 7:45am
| 10 |
Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 30 Mar 2018 at 8:15am
| 28 |
Posted By: thendrix
Date Posted: 30 Mar 2018 at 12:13pm
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How many did? ------------- "Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan |
Posted By: klinemar
Date Posted: 30 Mar 2018 at 12:21pm
| The 30 Cows gave 600 lbs. of milk and the 28 Chickens gave 14 eggs. The other 14 Chickens were soup! |
Posted By: Tbone95
Date Posted: 30 Mar 2018 at 12:50pm
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thendrix wrote:Posted By: LouSWPA
Date Posted: 30 Mar 2018 at 1:51pm
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10 ------------- I am still confident of this; I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living. Wait for the Lord; be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27 |
Posted By: tadams(OH)
Date Posted: 30 Mar 2018 at 2:56pm
| I agree with Shameless |
Posted By: mdm1
Date Posted: 30 Mar 2018 at 6:05pm
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10 ------------- Everything is impossible until someone does it! WD45-trip loader 1947 c w/woods belly mower, 1939 B, #3 sickle mower 1944 B, 2 1948 G's. Misc other equipment that my wife calls JUNK! |
Posted By: Gary
Date Posted: 30 Mar 2018 at 6:37pm
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10 ate clover ! |
Posted By: DMiller
Date Posted: 30 Mar 2018 at 8:26pm
| I am seriously thinking Blue right now!! Has to be right, Blue! |
Posted By: truckerfarmer
Date Posted: 30 Mar 2018 at 9:48pm
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10 ------------- Looking at the past to see the future. '53 WD, '53 WD45, WD snap coupler field cultivator, #53 plow,'53 HD5B dozer Duct tape.... Can't fix stupidity. But will muffle the sound of it! |
Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 31 Mar 2018 at 8:56pm
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OK SMARTY PANTS,,,,,,,,,,,,what's the second or (hidden) part of this question? I'd say: 30 cows,,,,,,, 28 chickens,,,,,,,,,, SO,,,,,,,,ONLY TWO of them cows got ,,,,,,,,,,er um,,,,,,,,,, bred for the following year...so,,,,,,,,,, TWO..... and that's all I've got to say on that,,,,,,,,pfffft!! ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
Posted By: truckerfarmer
Date Posted: 31 Mar 2018 at 9:31pm
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So how long you gonna leave em hanging Dave? I know the answer. This joke works better when spoken instead of written. Hard to get the pause for effect. ------------- Looking at the past to see the future. '53 WD, '53 WD45, WD snap coupler field cultivator, #53 plow,'53 HD5B dozer Duct tape.... Can't fix stupidity. But will muffle the sound of it! |
Posted By: LouSWPA
Date Posted: 31 Mar 2018 at 10:30pm
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30 cows, twenty ate chickens ------------- I am still confident of this; I will see the goodness of the Lord in the land of the living. Wait for the Lord; be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. Ps 27 |
Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 01 Apr 2018 at 5:23am
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Posted By: Dipstick In
Date Posted: 01 Apr 2018 at 6:06am
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And she ain't even blonde,,,,,,,,,,,,,, well,, I ain't either and I didn't................... ------------- You don't really have to be smart if you know who is! |
Posted By: desertjoe
Date Posted: 01 Apr 2018 at 6:46am
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10,,,,,, |
Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 01 Apr 2018 at 7:46am
| Oh, I would have caught on sooner, but I have never seen a cow eat a chicken before, and found it illogical. LOL! Darrel |
Posted By: Ted J
Date Posted: 01 Apr 2018 at 2:30pm
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Now if'n you would have said 30 foxes or coyotes...... I'm with you Darrel, I've never seen a cow eat a chicken. Heck, I've never even seen a cow step ON a chicken... ------------- "Allis-Express" 19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17 |
Posted By: Dusty MI
Date Posted: 01 Apr 2018 at 5:20pm
But I've had them step on my toe's. ------------- 917 H, '48 G, '65 D-10 series III "Allis Express" |
Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 01 Apr 2018 at 6:53pm
But, Ted. If he had said fox or coyote, it would have to read like this: "20 fox in the hen house. 28 chickens. How many didn't"? Cause they would ALL eat chicken! Darrel |
Posted By: DiyDave
Date Posted: 01 Apr 2018 at 7:00pm
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WOW, this thread has gone on WAY longer than I expected! [TUBE]b8gD11WRAU8[/TUBE]
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