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Thad in AR. View Drop Down
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    Posted: 29 Jul 2020 at 4:29pm
A father and son shark were swimming in the ocean. The father tells the son there is a person swimming above. He says let’s swim to the surface and circle the person a few times and then eat him. The son says why don’t we just go straight up and eat him?
The father says because they taste much better if you purge them first.
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hehehehe    LOLLOLLOLClap
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  Them sharks gonna have to wait twice as long for the "purge",,,if that swimmer is a democrat,,,,,,,,I'm outa here,,,,,,,LOLLOL
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I think if you purge a dumocrat there wouldn't be anything left! That is all they are made of!!!  They proved that with every question asked of atty. Barr on Tuesday, every one of those morons, dems.

Edited by nella(Pa) - 30 Jul 2020 at 6:09am
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Five politicians in a sailboat capsized in a storm in the Bahamas, sending it's crew into the ocean.  Sharks ate three of the five, while the last two, an elder, and a youngster remained.

The youngster was in a state of panic, while the elder just relaxed in his lifejacket, and said "Relax, we're fine" 

The youngster said "You've lived a full life, I get it, but I've barely started... could you be so cool...?

The elder said "Son, you have much to learn.  The sharks will not eat us..."

The youngster said "What makes you so certain?"

The elder said  "The others were just politicians.  WE are LAWYERS AND Politicians...  it's called Professional Courtesy".
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