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    Posted: 13 Feb 2019 at 11:16am
   

A beautiful woman can't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. She asks her neighbor, "What do you do to get your tomatoes red?" He replies, "Twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much." The woman decides to do the same thing. So twice a day for two weeks she exposes herself to the garden. Her neighbor asks, "How did it go? Did you tomatoes turn red?" "No," she replies, "but my cucumbers are enormous."    yuk, yuk, yuk,,,,,,,
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Baaaaaddd! LOL LOL LOL
Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God.
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Gots to tell my mom this one! LOL
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Was looking at some youtubes and this one popped up... man just watching them gals skippen with all that energy made me tired....
  just puttin this here cuz I don'ts feel like makin a new thread... and I knows ol' Joe wouldn't mind either.
[TUBE]MQrlBIMTzIM[/TUBE]


Edited by JC(WI) - 14 Feb 2019 at 10:43am
He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself
The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that."
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And Tom don't need no sunglasses either.
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Thanks JC, that warmed am 'ol guy up on a cold day!!!  I don't think I ever had that much energy!!
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and ya'll thoughts my nekkid farming was silly!
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HOLY CHIT JC,,,,,,,,,,,I'm so out of breath!!!!  I need a respirator.......
Somebody get Joe some wraps, cause he's gonna chew his palms to ,,,,,,,,,, it's gonna be UGLY!!  WOW!!

Now,,,,,,,,what started this thread??????  OH yeah, a couple a tomatoes..... That's was a good one Joe!!
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even some ol granpas still got some moves yet... 
 [TUBE]lfBJK_KL3KE[/TUBE]
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That's pretty good.  Must be the new dance craze??
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I'll watch, but I sure won't try it!!!


Edited by Alberta Phil - 15 Feb 2019 at 10:15am
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There goes my heart again......I don't know if it's a heart attack or just racing really fast!!
DANG them girls can wiggle that,,,,,,,,uh,,,,,,them pants and them strong skinny legs...!

How come DJ hasn't been back here gnawing on his,,,,,,,er no,,,,,,,,,checking on who is laughing at his joke??  hehehe
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Originally posted by Ted J Ted J wrote:

There goes my heart again......I don't know if it's a heart attack or just racing really fast!!
DANG them girls can wiggle that,,,,,,,,uh,,,,,,them pants and them strong skinny legs...!

How come DJ hasn't been back here gnawing on his,,,,,,,er no,,,,,,,,,checking on who is laughing at his joke??  hehehe

Because them girls ain’t the first he’s seen that got in to the fire ants.😆😆😆
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Alberta Phils link...
[TUBE]hmcT6ex-214[/TUBE]
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Yes Ted J be careful watching that her battery might fail and the old ticker won't be able to make it on it's own
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I don't unerstand why they call it "shuffle dancin".  I thought that's what us older fellers did on the dance floor, and it don't look nuttin' like that!!
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Thas RIGHT Phil!!  An it's really shufflin!!

Apparently guys n gals don't dance together anymore??

Back in the day, that's CLOSE to the jitter bug.....I can't do that anymore either...I could MAYBE do the 'stroll'...
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Haven't seen thet Palm bitter on his thread here since he was talkin about his red tomaters...   JOE, Is YOUSE ALRIGHT???
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He was on at 7:10pm 2/17 Sunday according to his member profile page under last visit.
All I can search up is this post that he started?  Odd??


Edited by chaskaduo - 18 Feb 2019 at 2:29am
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 I'M HERE,,,,I'm here,,,I just been workin on some new material to keep youse guys interested,,,Ya know you can't let a great opportunity get by without takin a chunk out of it,,,,,,,,and thids site lets me do just that,,WinkWink 
  As far as work,,,,it hard to get anything done with your hands all bandaged up,,,,LOL (gonna have to do something bout JC,,tho,,him puttin all them young nubile gir,,,emmmm,,there I go again,,,,,JC,,!!!! (don't you dare stop tho)
  
  
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 Chit,,,lost my train of thought for a minute,,,,happenin more often,,seems like,,,,,,,
  Yeah,,I like to watch all them prettys dancin like that,,,I've always loved dancin,,fact is back in the day,, I won a couple of dance contests in high school and even used to get congrats when me and the wife used to frequent the dances they used to have around here,,,,Clap, THAT is one of the things that bothers her the most these days,,,,,Cry
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Imagine this guy doing the jitterbug.
 
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[QUOTE=chaskaduo]
Imagine this guy doing the jitterbug.
 
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Dang,,,that right there looks like ole,,,WAIT A MINUTE,!!!!!,,,that sure looks like some mountain kin to ole Shameless,,,I'll bet this guy spends all his extra time tryin to outrun them revenooers,,,,,,,,, he,,,,he sure does look familar,,,don't he,,,???? ( I'm likin thet sassy lookin ribbon on his shirt,,,huh,,??)


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The t big feller looks just like thet little feller off to the left in the above reply... wonder who dat is???
Does ye know him Joe?        LOL
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Here are a couple of good 'ol country gals!!!

Even have a tractor (a Lanz)
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Dad gum it I think I better call old Dc Tindle in the AM my favorite chiropractor. I think I threw my eye balls out watching them little old dollies. I remember when the old gal sorta looked like them sweeties. Then the kids started comming along. Does that mean it's my fault?????

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Don't know what wienie in dutch means, but here's what the translator sez:Wink


Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna We are going to Tirol again Wienie, wienie, wienie, wienie Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna Back to the jodel school Wienie, wienie, wienie, wienie Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna Yes, we are going with the two of us Wienie, wienie, wienie, wienie Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna And everyone participates Turn left (left turn, turn left) And turn around nicely Yes because exercise is healthy Bag to the ground (bag, bag) Turn right (turn right, turn right) And swing your arms back and forth Shake that ass again (hoelala) Go like a spear Wienie, wienie, wienie, wienie Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna We are going to Tirol again Wienie, wienie, wienie, wienie Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna Back to the jodel school Wienie, wienie, wienie, wienie Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna Yes, we are going with the two of us Wienie, wienie, wienie, wienie Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna And everyone participates Turn left (left turn, turn left) And turn around nicely Yes because exercise is healthy Bag to the ground (bag, bag) Turn right (turn right, turn right) And swing your arms back and forth Shake that ass again (hoelala) Go like a spear Wienie, wienie, wienie, wienie Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna We are going to Tirol again Wienie, wienie, wienie, wienie Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna Back to the jodel school Wienie, wienie, wienie, wienie Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna Yes, we are going with the two of us Wienie, wienie, wienie, wienie Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna And everyone participates


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did ya'll see that camel toe? whew!
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