OK,,time for some giggles,,,,

  Three California surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had preformed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost
several fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and eight months later he preformed a private
concert for the Queen of England.

The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident. I
reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in a track and field event at the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman riding her horse, tried
to beat a train traveling 80 mph at a railroad crossing. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair
and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she is the Speaker of the House.

UMM,,maybe one more,,??

Two men are playing golf, and there are two ladies playing in front of them.

The ladies are taking forever...really playing slow. The men are getting impatient.

After about three holes of this, one guy says, "This is ridiculous". "Get in the cart and go ask them to let us play through!"

So the other guy takes off in the cart.

About halfway to the next hole, he stops, turns the cart around and comes back.

"Hey", he says. "This is embarrassing but that's my wife and my girlfriend playing together. "I can't get near them. You go."

So the other guy jumps in the cart and heads off.

A minute later he comes back. He doesn't say anything...just walks over to the tee box.

The first guy says, "Well? Did you talk to them?"

And the second guy says, "Uh...small world!"