Newer Kid, 22 at work, CANNOT 'Go' in a corn field, HAS to drive to a somewhat less close gas station to do his business when in the field, has a defined issue with a Bashful Bladder where has to be Fully behind cover just to pee.
Well the worst of it for him is Several of us Older, Less Bashful or remorseful Codgers that can 'Go anywhere at Any Time', even carry paper to do our business In Field, In Pasture, moving dirt rock or clay. Even offered to construct a Bumper Dumper so he could use a bucket with trash bags, had NO Desire to go there.
So I get to clay pit, is time, head to Corn Field and make a deposit, come out wash hands and back to work, he looks at me asks: "How can you do that?", looked him square on, "Pants down, Squat, Lean Forward, Do NOT pee into down Britches", look on his face notable and priceless, guy running a loader close enough to hear, Laughing so hard HE had to then head to the Corn Rows!!!
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Better his kind 
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