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Naked woman gets in a taxi
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Thad in AR. View Drop Down
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    Posted: 17 Feb 2021 at 5:47pm
She hoops in and the driver just stares art her. Finally she asks, what have you never seen a naked woman?
The driver says ma’am it’s not what you think . I’m not staring at you like you’re thinking. Naked woman asks are you not starting at my boobs or my butt?
The driver says no, I’m looking at you and wondering where you might be carrying the money to pay for the taxi ride?
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Barter system.  Big smile
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AW LADY!, Dontcha have anything smaller???Wink
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    That right there is a good observant taxi driver,,,!!!ClapLOLLOL
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LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

(she must'a been skinny)
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i've had a nekkid gal in my tractor cab before! no big deal....hehehehehehehe!
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I got my first tractor with a cab about 5 years ago. I didn't know I was missin anything. Guess a guy is not too old to learn.
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Yeah Tom, you're not too old to learn, but at our age, we can't put it to use...
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