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Just got a call from the IRS
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    Posted: 26 Mar 2018 at 9:51am
YAY!  I just got a call from the IRS.  They are coming to arrest me in about 45 minutes.  OH BOY!  YIPPY!  I can't wait.
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Cool.  Three hots and a cot.  All you need.Big smile
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BUTT, BUTT, BUTT........... if you give them your VISA card number within 30 minutes, they will stay away !!!   LOL  Thumbs Up
Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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Well, it's been several hours now and they still aren't here. Wonder what's taking so long. Even have my bags packed.
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may be they got lost
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That call didn't happen to have an eastern Nebraska area code did it???
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John...I ain't no towel head!
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I would never accuse you of being one Dale, then again, most of the members of the forum don't know what you look like....
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Originally posted by JohnCO JohnCO wrote:

That call didn't happen to have an eastern Nebraska area code did it???

Nope.  Rochester NY area.  I got too many calls from the knee-brasker area.  Still have some that hasn't melted yet.
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Yep got a couple of them , then I just posted a call that the County Sheriff got - it's about electric bill needing immediate payment or they would turn off power in a hour . 
 He was suppose to get a money card from local drug store in a certain amount than phone hte guy and authorise the transfer from card - ONLY WAY TO PAY to keep the crew waiting to disconnect power from finishing the job.

 Yesterday AM I got one of them calls to lower and pay off my credit card balance . 
   So Push #1 and guy come on - I say the car has already been sold so I am not taking any more calls for it . He corrects me - I say no it was not sold on a credit card but cash so I could not take his offer - as buyer had cash - so after about 4 minutes of both of us saying I don't understand your conversation - He offers unprotected sax with a camel as his parting words . SAME TO YOU BUDDY  
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Maybe you can sue em for breach of timeliness??
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Originally posted by JohnCO JohnCO wrote:

I would never accuse you of being one Dale, then again, most of the members of the forum don't know what you look like....
Someone sure is acting guilty there. You must have the best poking stick around today.Now lookout John. 



Coke you have given me a new goal to shoot for. When the time is right my goal has been how long can I wast there time.One used some language they don't normally get from them,but your ahead of me so must try harder.


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Yep - when he said something I first said You called Me - I didn't call you so it has to be you called about the car I was selling - This got it started - and I just kept it going from there !
 
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Just love it, Keep them busy
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you still here GR? ifin the IRS takes you away, you'll miss Stormy Daniels when she comes to town!!!!!
anyways, next time they call, or if they stop by, ask their name, by now I know most of 'em! LOL
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Yep, I'm here, still waiting.
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Everybody knows they can't take the black helicopters out before it gets dark. That scammer gave himself away right there,,,, or they will arrive in a couple hours.

Edited by Walker - 27 Mar 2018 at 9:33pm
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