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Ted J
Orange Level Joined: 05 Jul 2010 Location: La Crosse, WI Points: 18699 |
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Posted: 15 Jun 2019 at 12:31am |
Good grief!!! Only in La Crosse, WI.....??.
So, I pulled into the gas station just a few minutes ago and when I was walking in to pay, I noticed one of our finest officers parked on the side of the building. He was watching this woman who was smoking while pumping gas. I saw her too ...I was thinking this lady is CRAZY!! But anyway, I went inside and all of a sudden I heard a commotion ...I heard somebody screaming. I looked out the door and the woman's arm was on fire!!! She was swinging her arm & running around like crazy!! I saw the officer who had just put the lady on the ground and was putting the fire out with his coffee!! Then, he cuffed her and threw her in the back of his patrol car....Yes, that’s right! The lady who had just caught on fire was getting locked up!!... I was thinking "What kind of person smokes WHILE PUMPING GAS and thinks nothing's gonna happen?!" Just dumb! So being the inquisitive person that I am....I saw the officer standing by my car so I asked him, "What did she do?" He looked me dead in the face and said, “WAVING A FIREARM!” Now, which of my friends actually read this to the end? I'd love to know? Copy, paste, and see who you can get with this joke! Change it to your city though. |
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Dave in PA
Orange Level Joined: 13 Sep 2009 Location: Mars/Wexford PA Points: 2616 |
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ya got me.
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mtanut
Orange Level Joined: 13 Sep 2009 Location: sandy lake, pa Points: 545 |
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I just read this to my wife. she just groaned
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I have a 185 Allis, 6060 Allis, Model K gleaner, SMTA ferg 35, ferg 20 (paps first tractor, Allis B (wife's)John Deere 240 skid loader and a bunch of the usual farm stuff.
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mdm1
Orange Level Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Onalaska, WI Points: 2592 |
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Ted knowing LaCrosse I had to read to the end.
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Everything is impossible until someone does it! WD45-trip loader 1947 c w/woods belly mower, 1939 B, #3 sickle mower 1944 B, 2 1948 G's. Misc other equipment that my wife calls JUNK!
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JoeO(C-MO)
Silver Level Joined: 12 Oct 2009 Location: 3rd Rock > Su Points: 132 |
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JoeO(C-MO)
Silver Level Joined: 12 Oct 2009 Location: 3rd Rock > Su Points: 132 |
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Yep!!!
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D10 III, D15 II 3 pt, D15 II SC, 170 Gas w/shuttle, 175 Diesel UI ROPS, 185 w ROPS. AC 653 w/6 way blade, ROPS
AC 615 Ind. WD45 running/Parts. |
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FloydKS
Orange Level Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: S E Kansas Points: 7886 |
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I read it to the end cause that is what I do on this wonderful, marvelous, exciting...educational place on the interweb... ... ... ...
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Holding a grudge is like taking poison and expecting the other person to die
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Thad in AR.
Orange Level Access Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Arkansas Points: 9271 |
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You just made my day. 👍
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chaskaduo
Orange Level Joined: 26 Nov 2016 Location: Twin Cities Points: 5203 |
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Seems this was posted on here before. I could be wrong, once I thought I was wrong, but I was wrong.
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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp
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DiyDave
Orange Level Access Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Gambrills, MD Points: 50478 |
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You're not wrong, I seen it here before too, but I'm too polite, to mention it...
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thendrix
Orange Level Joined: 04 Feb 2013 Location: Fairmount GA Points: 4731 |
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Yup.... Got me to
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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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chaskaduo
Orange Level Joined: 26 Nov 2016 Location: Twin Cities Points: 5203 |
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Forgive me Ted, I will work on my insensitive dry humor.
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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp
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Kurt WI
Orange Level Access Joined: 19 Oct 2011 Location: Cascade WI Points: 3230 |
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Well you know Ted that could really have happened in this great state! Not just the woman smoking either. Lol. But with today’s gas I really don’t think there is to much to worry about. For the fire dept we used to liight a lot of control burns either it being grass or a brush piles with dumping some gas. Now we use old drain oil as the gas is no good!
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Hubert (Ga)engine7
Orange Level Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Jackson Cnty,GA Points: 6124 |
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You got me! But there are people around here stupid enough to do that.
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Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God.
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