Fun in the SNOW

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   *IT SNOWED LAST NIGHT* Then this morning the Problem Started                 We received about 2 inches of snow yesterday and
                8:00 am: I made a snowman.
                8:10-A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't 
                make a snow woman.
                8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
                8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow
                woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified women
                everywhere.
                8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit
                and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.
                8:22 - The transgender man.. women...person asked why I
                didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
                8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained
                about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not
                used to decorate snow figures.
                8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow
                couple is white.
                8:30 - I used food coloring to make one of the snow
                couple a different color and be more racially inclusive.
                8:37 - Then accused of using a black face on the snowperson.   
                8:39 - The middle eastern gent across the road    demanded the snow woman be  completely covered.
                8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.
                8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the
                broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed
                because it depicted women in a domestic role.
                8:43 - The 'council on equality' officer arrived and
                threatened me with eviction.
                8:45 - The TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was 
               asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women?
                I replied "Snowballs" and am now a sexist.
                9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist,
                racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on
                stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
                9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My
                children were taken by social services.
                9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything
                marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.
                9:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the
                negative association with work that had been all over
                social media.
                10:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do
                was build a snowman...
                Moral: There ain't no moral to this story. It is what
                this world has become because of a bunch of snowflakes.
                Sincerely
                Frosty

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Coke-in-MN Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Access Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Afton MN Points: 41217	Post Options Post Reply Quote Coke-in-MN Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Fun in the SNOW Posted: 24 Dec 2022 at 9:46am
	IT SNOWED LAST NIGHT Then this morning the Problem Started We received about 2 inches of snow yesterday and 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10-A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead. 8:22 - The transgender man.. women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not used to decorate snow figures. 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:30 - I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive. 8:37 - Then accused of using a black face on the snowperson. 8:39 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be completely covered. 8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended. 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 - The 'council on equality' officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 - The TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now a sexist. 9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding that I be arrested. 9:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media. 10:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman... Moral: There ain't no moral to this story. It is what this world has become because of a bunch of snowflakes. Sincerely Frosty
	Faith isn't a jump in the dark. It is a walk in the light. Faith is not guessing; it is knowing something. "Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful."

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	sad but TRUE
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	That is true

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	NOW THATS FUNNY !!!............. and TRUE ! Edited by steve(ill) - 26 Dec 2022 at 7:02pm
	Like them all, but love the "B"s.

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	Good one Coke, Heaven help you if you make a snow angel