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Ted J 
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 Topic: How Little Willie sees It...
Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 12:04pm |
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For his birthday, little Willie asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $289,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it.”,!
The next day the father saw little Willie heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, “Son, where are you going?”
Little Willie told him, “I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I’ll be damned if I’m staying here by myself with a $289,000 mortgage and no bike.”
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 12:07pm |
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NOW THATS FUNNY !!
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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thendrix
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Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 12:17pm |
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He he he. That child will be scared when he reaches his teen years
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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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tadams(OH)
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Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 2:31pm |
WOW, theys all coming and he's gone
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desertjoe
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Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 8:13pm |
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Wayne180d
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Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 8:28pm |
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Love it. Heard it before but still a classic.
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Dipstick In
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Posted: 23 Mar 2018 at 11:23am |
 thendrix wrote:
He he he. That child will be scared when he reaches his teen years |
Tyler was that scared,,,,,,,,,, or scarred????????
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