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From the mouths of idiots

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    Posted: 21 Sep 2020 at 4:42pm
That idiot would be me. We're in Jekyll Island in a souvenir store. My wife came up with a shirt that has very pale blue and peach or pink tie-dye. She said "what do you think of this?". I replied "that looks like you, not very bright" . I meant bright colors but oh well. I'm sure the swelling will go down in a few days but I doubt seriously she will ever get the smell off her foot, ankle, shin, knee, or thigh

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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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Open mouth, insert foot. Gonna take you a while to get out of that dog house you put yourself in. How are you going to like sleeping with the chickens when you get back home. Glad I've got the house at the farm and I keep enough there to live for a few weeks.
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**shakes head**
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote thendrix Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Sep 2020 at 4:56am
Won't be too bad Hubert. I damn near sleep there now. Turns out my timing is excellent. When you take her to the beach it's really hard to make her mad
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Tyler, it’s like my Daddy used to tell me, son do you ever think before that mouth goes off?
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Joe I imagine your answer is the same as mine. No....no I don't
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Always engage brain before putting mouth in gear
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As men we think as one stated "it will take a while before she forgets". Let me tell you they never forget. I was married to #1 for 26 years and now #2  for 23 years and they still bring up stuff you said early on. Never the smart stuff you remember though.
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i see yer still alive....
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Hey Gary, I feel for you. Things still come up and I get this puzzled look on my face like, where the heck did that come from? Been like that for 57 yrs. now.






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