Never do this to an Allis Chalmers

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I hope this was no one on this forum.

Rick       is passing by Vane's hay barn one day when, through a gap

in the       door, he sees Vane doing a slow and sensual striptease in front

of       an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a       slow pirouette, and gently slides

off first the  right strap       of his overalls, followed by the left.  He then

hunches        his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets       his

overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed       plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it       apart to reveal  his

stained T-shirt underneath.  With a       final flourish, he tears the T-shirt
from

his body, and hurls       his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough,       Rick rushes in and says, "What the heck're ya

doing,       Vane?"

"Good Lord, Rick, ya scared the bejeezers out of       me," says an

obviously embarrassed Vane.

"But me 'n       the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in the bedroom

d'partment,       and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to

a       tractor."

(Don't make me come 'splain this to       you!

Read the last line again, slowly.  

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