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desertjoe 
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 Topic: be careful of surgeries,,,,
Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 10:13am |
A recent article in a San Francisco newspaper reported that Nancy Pelosi
has sued Stanford Hospital, claiming that after her husband had surgery
there, he lost all interest in sex with her.
A hospital spokesperson replied: ''Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight''.
SEE,,,I warned you,,,,,, 
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desertjoe
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Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 10:17am |
AND,,,a dear friend sent this one to me a week ago,,,it moved all around the cyborg world and showed up on Bill O'Reilly Forum,,, 
In honor of the big game tomorrow. What do the the Super Bowl & Democrats have in common? . . . . No Patriots
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Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 1:39pm |
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Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 5:07pm |
political post. come on! bout ready to quit this site because of this  . you live your life like this? go take care of your wife.
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Michael V (NM)
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Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 6:22pm |
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DANG,, trace,, its a JOKE,,and an old one too,, lighten up a bit....you BP will thank you....
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Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 6:45pm |
Joe thank you for adding some hummer to my day.
 An hopefully it released a little pressure for you, from being a caregiver.
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Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 7:15pm |
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joke or not still political, just sick of politics don't need it here. we're the ones gettin f*cked don't care what party you favor.
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Ray54
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Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 8:12pm |
Looking I see you are in Iowa. So Trace no wonder your sick of all the BS being slung. Not one I can think of I would want to sit and drink beer with from any party.
But still Joe needs to stop thinking about the caretaking from time to time. Been there done that with my parents. About any time I could go around the bend myself. So a little laugh keeps it away I hope. Sorry you don't see funny the same way. But that is ok too.
But a big part of are trouble is nobody steps up tells all the "think they are smarter than us folks" how dumb they really are.Toes do need stepping on. But please just move on when you see O'l Joe is not asking how to put a AC 3500 into a Ford or Chevy.
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desertjoe
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Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 8:41pm |
Well,,I certainly wasn't tryin to "poke" anyone here just posting some funny stuff for everybody to just "grin and bear it" It ain't no biggie,,,it's just that our nation is in such disarrey and the divisiveness at an all time high,,,we ALL need to do something to reach out to our fellow man,,,,and,,,,and,,,give em a kiss on da cheek,,,,,,,,,
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Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 9:18pm |
DJ, Are ye saying that your going ta go gives ol' Trace a kiss on da cheek???
Crap, I don't really like wastin time with sports but I don't stop no one from enjoy'n sports... an I thought the jokes were some good ones too.
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Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 10:42pm |
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Yep, take this crap to the Political Forum. That is what it was created for.
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Posted: 09 Feb 2020 at 11:30pm |
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He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself
The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that."
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desertjoe
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Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 3:08am |
Hey JC,,,don't get yourself tied up with this, it just ain't worth it. Obviously we gots some people that can't appreciate a simple joke,,,just have to steer clear of those two,,,,,
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Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 6:13am |
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In the famous words of Foghorn Leghorn, "It's a joke son, it's a joke. Don't ya get it?".
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Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 7:48am |
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Seems a few folks don't know the difference between "political" and "ideological." Hardly anything that ISN'T "political," since it references "POLICY." Ideology, on the other hand, well... most of the time the ideology is shown from within the construct of the political complaint.
For example, a simple question can be twisted by some; say as simple as, "Hey, Joe, do you know Nancy Pelosi's shoe size?"
Now it was just a simple question. But because she's both a political AND ideological figure, some one of those few will still get a bamboo splinter under their toenail and cry foul. Insert any other non-political -ideological name, and it wouldn't bother them a bit. It didn't attack, it didn't reference any real or perceived alcoholism, or dementia or anything of the sort. But because a recognized, and in these times sensitive, name appears, it is errantly perceived as "political."
Hey, Joe, how's the weather there? CAVEAT!!! - I DID NOT JUST START A POLITICAL-IDEOLOGICAL DEBATE ON CLIMATE CHANGE. Fair warning to the claxon-ringers.
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desertjoe
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Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 9:01am |
Hey Tim,,,,naw man,,you're cool,,,don't sweat it,,,,,,you said EXACTLY what I was tryin to put forth,,,everything is too dang political anymore,but,,,,but,,,you ain't gettin no kiss on da cheek cause ole Thad, Ted and even ole Chask told me you was way big fellar and,,,,and,,,you gots a lot of hair on the face,,,,,,,,
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Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 9:06am |
BUTT, BUTT, BUTT............... IT WAS FUNNY !!!
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Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 9:51am |
Just as funny to many others. A recent article in a San Francisco newspaper reported that Melania Trump has sued Stanford Hospital, claiming that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex with her. A hospital spokesperson replied: ''Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight''.
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Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 11:20am |
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ALL govt. people are crooks, so what's the beef? -----I loved the joke!
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Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 11:45am |
Joe, that's TRUE! But the beard is only on during the winter. Once these miserable deer ticks become active again in the spring, I shave. Same for the rest of my head.  Never going to give them miserable bloodsuckers > I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT LAWYERS OR POLITICIANS!!! CHILL OUT, SNOWFLAKES!!! < a place to burrow in. The rest of me is easy enough to do a "tick check" with the help of a mirror.
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Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 4:38pm |
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I did not see anything political just because she's a politician if you would have put a common name in there it would still be funny but not as funny as using Nancy's name. There were a ton of jokes on here when o'bummer wass president but nobody got there panties in a wad. We just laughed, commented and went on. LIGHTEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 5:12pm |
Well,,,many thanks all youse Guys for the vote of confidence,,,,gosh dang,,,,and here i thought i was gonna have to start kissin cheeks,,,my goodness,,,,guess I'd better look for my toothbrush just in case,,,,chit,, it fell behind the counter a few weeks ago and ain't had time to fish it out,,,,,,,,
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Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 5:29pm |
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Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 5:36pm |
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Dagg Nabbit Joe, there ya go again Only two things I'm confident of, death and what poor Ole JC doing right now for his Thursday deadline.
And use some toothpaste on the hook.
Edited by chaskaduo - 10 Feb 2020 at 5:37pm
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Posted: 10 Feb 2020 at 8:20pm |
Dang it, every joke I know offends someone! 
How about a Mohammed one?  Nah been scolded and censored for something on him before.
Edited by Lonn - 10 Feb 2020 at 8:22pm
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