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DiyDave
Orange Level Access Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Gambrills, MD Points: 50604 |
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Posted: 10 Jan 2020 at 8:20pm |
George is passing by Ned's shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Ned doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old Allis Chalmers tractor.
Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly boot, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers . Grabbing both sides of his checkered shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tee stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap onto a pile of hay. 'What on earth are you doing Ned?', says George. 'Lord tunderin' jeezuss, ye frightened the livin **** out of me' says an obviously embarrassed Ned, ' me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.' Edited by DiyDave - 10 Jan 2020 at 8:30pm |
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Unit3
Orange Level Joined: 17 Oct 2009 Location: NC Iowa Points: 5502 |
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--- to a tractor. Good one. LOL
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2-8070FWA PS/8050PS/7080/7045PS/200/D15-II/2-WD45/WD/3-WC/UC/C
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desertjoe
Orange Level Access Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: New mexico Points: 13361 |
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???? I guess I ain't got the point,,,,,,yet,,,,
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Tbone95
Orange Level Access Joined: 31 Aug 2012 Location: Michigan Points: 11399 |
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Groannnn....but...
Joe, To a tractor = to attract her...see? See? Both pronounced 2 uh trak ter....see? Edited by Tbone95 - 11 Jan 2020 at 6:55am |
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chaskaduo
Orange Level Joined: 26 Nov 2016 Location: Twin Cities Points: 5203 |
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The tractor won't laugh at him.
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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp
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