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How the Angel got atop the Christmas Tree |
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TimNearFortWorth
Orange Level Joined: 12 Dec 2009 Points: 2014 |
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Posted: 10 Dec 2019 at 1:29pm |
Christmas eve and a terrible storm at the North Pole.
Toys were not ready due to labor issues, elves picketing/threatening to strike. Sleigh was broke, Santa was waiting on a welder. Mrs. Claus was going thru menopause, Santa could do nothing right. Reindeer had come down with hoof and mouth disease. And Santa was running late. In the middle of the nasty storm, the 20' tall shop doors opened and a little tiny angel came in dragging a huge Christmas tree. She asked Santa, "what do you want me to do with this?" And that is how the angel got atop the Christmas tree.
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chaskaduo
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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp
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steve(ill)
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NOW THATS FUNNY !!
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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Hubert (Ga)engine7
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That is a good one!
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Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God.
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JoeO(CMO)
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That's the way I heard this story too!
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JC-WI
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Wonder if she got all the pine needles out...?
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He who says there is no evil has already deceived himself
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Ted J
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Yep, that's the way I heard it.
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