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shameless dude
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Posted: 11 Jan 2019 at 12:00am |
I think Ohio has taken over the nasty....from Iowa! seems OH is host to the worlds largest skunk festival! WTF?
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Randy WI
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I think Washington DC may have a bigger one? Randy
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Tbone95
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At least we now know what it takes to appall you.
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Wayne180d
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He misses the south wind blowing from Iowa and don't like the fact the south wind now goes to another state
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steve(ill)
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I think Randy hit the nail on the head !
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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Ray54
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Dead skunks been real plentiful on the road around here since Christmas. If you want to start your own festival you could have them. But I don't think Allis express will ship them.
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shameless dude
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lol @ Ray...I wanted to ship a dead one once to someone, but it just didn't work out!
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shameless dude
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I liked the saying in the video I watched of them talking to the vet that had de-cented several of them critters...he said there is a right way and a wrong way to do them, and he said you'll know in less than a heartbeat if you screwed up! LOL
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JohnCO
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Good to know there is a way to make Shameless appalled! I remember reading about trucking back in the old days, some guy got fed up with one of the DOT guys at a weigh station and came by when they were closed and threw a dead skunk on the flat roof of the "chicken house". Said the smell was so strong they closed the place for several months until winter freeze.
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"If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer"
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shameless dude
Orange Level Joined: 10 Apr 2017 Location: east NE Points: 13611 |
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now THAT is a good idea John...thanks!
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shameless dude
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I've done that with dead fish and a possum before, but if'n I can find the right skunk...
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Walker
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Best boiled then fried with onions to keep help keep the stink down.
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DiyDave
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Hadda story from a friend I usedta work with, they hadda big indian guy, would hang a weeks worth of drywall, in 3 maybe 4 days, then go drinkin. Liquor store hadda drive through winder, they cut the injun off, one night. He went out in the woods, drunk, ketched him a skunk, by the tail (said they can't spray if you caughtum thataway!). anyway, he walked up to the winder, and when they opened it, he flung that PO'd skunk in, and the place was closed fer MONTHS!!!
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shameless dude
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LMAO....that made me smile
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Ted J
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I shouldn't be giving him any ideas, but I used to put Limburger, German Brick, and Beerkase (sp?) cheese (whatever I had on hand) behind the heater in the old trucks and cars during the winter. Most guys couldn't stand it! It is good for putting on ANY sammich. If you can hold your nose, you'll LOVE the taste!!
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"Allis-Express"
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Ray54
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Way back almost 30 years ago the kids left the house to catch the bus for school in the morning.They are screaming and coming back. There is a skunk out, so grab the 22 and made a good shot. They go and the bus comes, and all is well but my back.
The first thing that I spot handy is a empty cat food sack. Get the skunk in the bag and the back is killing me. Get a hand full of ibuprofen,and the phone is ringing. A good friend needs help with a water tank he is putting up a steep hill side. I tell him not today I cannot move. A bit latter another good friend Dave drives in, we need to help Bill with his tank. I say not today but he keeps talking. I says OK I have to haul this little prize off and grab the bag. It was not bad for a skunk, but he knew what I had. He knew the gully we would pass and pitch the skunk in. Well BS we forgot to pitch it out. Bill's sister come charging up and Dave says we got a present for you. She grabbed the bag, but before she opened it she could smell it. She started in telling us what she thought of us. Then Bill comes out of his house and my buddy says give to Bill. She thought this was a good idea, so goes over and gives it to her brother. The Dave and I are about falling on the ground laughing as Bill sets it by his back door. As the sister got back by us she about feel down laughing at her brother too. Bill comes back are way "lets get that tank sitting up before it rolls away". As another guy shows up to help. So off we go and the ibuprofen has kicked in and I can stand up. Nothing to getting the plastic tank in place with more bodies. I look at Dave and say I better see about getting the skunk away from Bill's house. At which time Dave and the sister start laughing all over again well me too. Well O'h Bill really thinking there was something good in the sack had put it inside the back door when the last guy drove in. Bill always told us he had bad sinuses and didn't smell things to much. Well he had now convinced use of that. Dave and I loaded the skunk again and got it in the gully. Because we didn't start out to have Bill put it inside the house Dave and I still laugh about this. But my wonderful still thinks it was the most terrible think and not at all funny. So Shameless can you give the "stockholders" that good of a present!!!!!!!!!! And not have them shooting at you. Cause I just talked with Bill this morning. He was with the Model T club(Ford) getting breakfast, and I was around the corner in another room just cause what us to be the Grange has the cheapest breakfast in town. And all 4H clubs use of the building is free to them if they take a turn helping do breakfast. So I help by showing to eat.
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JohnCO
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Ray, that wasn't a good idea to suggest to Shameless. Now he will probably want ME to find or make a dead skunk and drive three miles and put it on the stakeholder's roof. Nope, not gonna do it, just like I wouldn't put an obscene word on his front yard with Roundup!
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shameless dude
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yeah...I guess when a person needs sumpthin dun, gotta do it hisself! PffffT! that's funny Ray! there will be a day I gits out there John...you'll know when i'm in town!
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JohnCO
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Somehow I'm a bit concerned. Remember I was nice when I stopped by your place. |
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"If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer"
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Ted J
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Being nice only makes the punishment all the more severe....
Ya gotta dig just a little, or he'll know sumthin is up. [TUBE]0TRUnJ5JlYw[/TUBE] |
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shameless dude
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I loved that movie Ted...kinda think'in that's how i'll end up when I gits old!
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DiyDave
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chaskaduo
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And who hid the poop in the Halibut, oh-ick ?
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Ray54
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John I would guess if opportunity presents itself the trigger on the joke would be pulled. So be prepared to laugh even at yourself. It may help the sting.
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