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uncle sam is richer today....

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    Posted: 18 Oct 2018 at 12:11am
by a thousand more dollars, taken from me from my casino win yesterday! PfffffT!
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So you walked away with a little over 2 grand did ye? Not bad.  Ol' uncle S. sure likes his cut. LOL
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Thanks for doing your part to support the tax breaks for the top 1%. An old fellow told me back in the early 60s, “ The rich won’t pay their fair share of taxes, because they can buy lawyers and politicians. The poor have no money to pay taxes. So the working man will always carry the load.” Now almost 60 years later, I can understand a lot of what I was told when I was younger.
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 NAW,,,JC,,,shoot he done struck it RICH,,,,let's see,,,,,,,,let's just see,,,Nebraska tax rate is in the neighborhood of 8%,,,so 8% of let;s say,,,, $25,000,,,holy'ist Chit,!!!!!  Talk bout a nice windfall,,,and,,,and,,right before my birthday too,,,,,!!
 Don't nobody be callin me and tie up my phone,,,,,I be waitin on thet most important call from Nebraska,,,,,,ClapClap,,,,,,,,,
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gee Shameless, up here  North of the 49th, I get to keep 100% of any lottery or casino winnings, hehehe..
mind you the odds are  97% for the 'house'.
Now YOU could have kept the 2K from here UNTIL you cross the boarder, then you have to tell the IRS you won...sorry.....( I checked before posting)

as for PaulB's statement of the 1%ers.. they just do what anyone else can.. READ the tax laws( yawn...10-20,000 pages I suppose) then  LEGALLY make money.
I've been making 10-13% on mine for years. Up here gas stations will sell gas at $1.20 a Litre in the morning, $1.10 mid afternoon so I fillup at 3PM. I save 10c per litre,so $10 per tank. Not much, but it adds up over the years !
Ever get a job done for cash ?  You just stiffed the IRS from getting taxes from you. Called the 'underground economy' up here, it's BILLIONS of bucks the guvs never see.

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Time to update the machine?  Put a GPS type thing on it so you can pin-point the direction!! lol
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Shameless, thank you for contributing to my retirement fund! Big smile That casino now has your picture and a big note on it saying "watch this guy."
Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God.
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Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Thanks for doing your part to support the tax breaks for the top 1%. An old fellow told me back in the early 60s, “ The rich won’t pay their fair share of taxes, because they can buy lawyers and politicians. The poor have no money to pay taxes. So the working man will always carry the load.” Now almost 60 years later, I can understand a lot of what I was told when I was younger.

And did he remember to tell you that 60’s hippy women have a much harder time giving birth?
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Originally posted by Thad in AR. Thad in AR. wrote:

Originally posted by PaulB PaulB wrote:

Thanks for doing your part to support the tax breaks for the top 1%. An old fellow told me back in the early 60s, “ The rich won’t pay their fair share of taxes, because they can buy lawyers and politicians. The poor have no money to pay taxes. So the working man will always carry the load.” Now almost 60 years later, I can understand a lot of what I was told when I was younger.

And did he remember to tell you that 60’s hippy women have a much harder time giving birth?

   WHOA,!!,,,,where did thet cute little sayin come from,,Thad,,?? Don't think I ever heard that one before,,,UMmmmguess it good I waited a little ,,huh,,??Clap
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They have a hard time giving birth cause their kids are born with their hands out.
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Originally posted by Thad in AR. Thad in AR. wrote:

They have a hard time giving birth cause their kids are born with their hands out.
Joe, thanks for askin', and Thad thanks for clarifyin'....I was wondering what that was all about too!LOL
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ain't no casinos in NE!
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and Hubert, I don't mind giving you one...one millionth percent of a penny!
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Well since your ship Thumbs Upis coming in I suppose you already made a trip to get the winning ticket in the MEGA millions lotto drawing tonight.   Cause there thinking it could top a BILLION DOLLARS.


I was in town today and we forgot to get a chanceCry. But since your luck is in I just saved a buck.Thumbs Up
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Thank you Shameless!Beer




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Do anyone of you know how to get a copy of that picture???? I know a young gal that can photo shop a AC hat on top of his head, just in case he is a little short on hair. Sounds like he must a been on the Iowa side of the big old Missouri River.

Edited by HD6GTOM - 18 Oct 2018 at 10:35pm
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Tom, he's always got a hat on and he has more than his share of hair..........he's one of them 60's Hippies..Big smile
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after being clean cut for most of my life, it was time to turn loose! I already gave one full head of hair to the cancer foundation, working on the next one! and yes...I gots a few caps and a few cowboy hats. plus I gots them that MEL sent me!
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I spose they'll find something stupid to spend it on!
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Originally posted by shameless dude shameless dude wrote:

I spose they'll find something stupid to spend it on!

They already spent it, before you won, many times over!Disapprove
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I've let my hair grow since fall of 08. Mom 74 at the time, wasn't able to cut a flat even top on my crew cuts any more. The barbers just wanna clip an attachment to the clipper to cut at a determined length and have at it. That's just an induction grunt cut. I'm not paying $15-$20 for the fuzz ball look. I liked to have mine cut like Sarge on Gomer Pyle, flat on top. The old marine jar head cut. Tis warmer in the snowta winters with a big beard now tho.

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Originally posted by DiyDave DiyDave wrote:

[QUOTE=shameless dude]I spose they'll find something stupid to spend it on!

They already spent it, before you won, many times over!Disapprove
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My days was so good till you reminded me of that.Thumbs Down
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