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DiyDave 
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Posted: 21 May 2018 at 7:39pm |
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Ted J
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Posted: 21 May 2018 at 9:04pm |
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OMG! And they BREED!!
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Hubert (Ga)engine7
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Posted: 21 May 2018 at 9:28pm |
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They breed and they vote, and we pay for it.
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Posted: 21 May 2018 at 10:53pm |
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I almost wanna carry a barf bag when I go into wally worlds anymore! there are some that since all them idiots have been put on you tube, they wanna be on them too! the weirdest the better according to them!
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Walker
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Posted: 22 May 2018 at 12:19am |
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I don't know, I kinda liked the one that was using overhanging bellie fat for a loincloth in the moo moo.
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thendrix
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Posted: 22 May 2018 at 5:51am |
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Just guessing but I bet she'd be easy had
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Posted: 22 May 2018 at 9:32am |
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wow! look at all the laughs I's missin' 'cause I never go to a Walmart!!
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Brian Jasper co. Ia
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Posted: 22 May 2018 at 2:49pm |
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I rarely go to Wal-Mart anymore because I'm told I tend to say the wrong things some days...
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thendrix
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Posted: 22 May 2018 at 2:56pm |
 Brian Jasper co. Ia wrote:
I rarely go to Wal-Mart anymore because I'm told I tend to say the wrong things some days... |
I kinda figure if they don't know then somebody needs to tell them
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Posted: 22 May 2018 at 4:46pm |
And everyone thinks the ocean is the last frontier! 
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Posted: 22 May 2018 at 5:14pm |
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Tyler...go find her, let us all know if she's easy? I thinks Ted or Joe wants to know!
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DiyDave
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Posted: 22 May 2018 at 6:07pm |
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Posted: 22 May 2018 at 6:14pm |
shameless dude wrote:
Tyler...go find her, let us all know if she's easy? I thinks Ted or Joe wants to know! |
I'll do a lot for a lot of people....... But that ain't one of them
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Walker
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Posted: 22 May 2018 at 6:17pm |
thendrix wrote:
Just guessing but I bet she'd be easy had |
Exactly what I was thinking. Slather some Karo over an ear of field corn and she'd probably be ready for just about anything. After she was done eating.
Edited by Walker - 22 May 2018 at 6:21pm
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Posted: 22 May 2018 at 8:22pm |
she's probably shoplifting a pot roast under that slab of beef probably where my car keys and tv remote is I cant find saw one about 10 years back and belly was hanging out from under shirt about to her knees and she had a fishing lure for a belly button ring, I told one of my help to check out the hotie on isle 10, I didn't want to be the only one to go blind that day
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Posted: 22 May 2018 at 8:30pm |
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Just roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot!
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darrel in ND
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Posted: 23 May 2018 at 5:47am |
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Common sense isn't too common any more, is it....? Darrel
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Posted: 23 May 2018 at 6:36am |
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She might be easy to persuade to be had.....but not so easy to actually, uh, "have".
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Walker
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Posted: 23 May 2018 at 5:32pm |
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Beauty is only a light switch away.
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Posted: 23 May 2018 at 6:13pm |
Walker wrote:
Beauty is only a light switch away.
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The only problem with the light switch is it's not a girdle
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Walker
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Posted: 23 May 2018 at 7:59pm |
thendrix wrote:
Walker wrote:
Beauty is only a light switch away.
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The only problem with the light switch is it's not a girdle |
Well then just flip the bellie fat flap up and over face before you reach for the switch. A man's got to know his limitations before going in. Clint Eastwood said that.
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Posted: 23 May 2018 at 11:28pm |
Warm in the winter. Shaded in the summer. Never need Crisco. More bounce to the ounce. More fun per ton.
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darrel in ND
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Posted: 26 May 2018 at 6:06am |
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Went to wal mart last night after work. Every crazy person on the planet had to a been in there. There was one guy in there that would have made everyone in the pictures posted above look "not too bad." A true wal martian, he was. If I would have known what I was going to see before I looked, I wouldn't have looked.
yeeeeee-owwwwww-zers. Horrible experience. I am scarred for life. Darrel
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Posted: 26 May 2018 at 5:38pm |
darrel in ND wrote:
Went to wal mart last night after work. Every crazy person on the planet had to a been in there. There was one guy in there that would have made everyone in the pictures posted above look "not too bad." A true wal martian, he was. If I would have known what I was going to see before I looked, I wouldn't have looked.
yeeeeee-owwwwww-zers. Horrible experience. I am scarred for life. Darrel |
You can usually find enough of the well dressed crowd over at Goodwill to begin the healing process.
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