time for more giggles

  Four guys are walking down a street. They turn a corner and see a sign
that says - "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents."
They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.
The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in
and let me pour one for you! What will it be, gentlemen?" There's a fully
stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini. In no time the bartender
serves up four iced martinis shaken, not stirred, and says, "That's 10 cents
each please."
The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other. They
can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and
order another round. Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the
bartender again saying, "That's 40 cents please."
They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them. They've
each had two martinis and haven't even spent a dollar yet. Finally one of them
says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?"
"I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix," the bartender says, "and I always wanted to
own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for $125 million and decided to open
this place. Every drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor, beer it's all the same."