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shameless dude 
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 Topic: then old lady's....
Posted: 07 Jan 2022 at 8:56pm |
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oooops....i mean the loving wife...turned 65 today! she's gonna retire from the cop shop sometime next month! anyways...i ain't been no where for several months cuz of my feet and legs. i didn't have a card to give her today. i can't feel my feet, but i can walk if i watch where i'm putting them, they do hold my fat a$$ up yet! sooooooooo.....i grabbed the burb keys, it barely started from sitting so long in the cold, but it did. i drove around back in the fields to see if i could drive. i watched the way the burb responded to me when i put my foot on the gas and the brake. yep....i think this is gonna work! i drove into town and to wally world, slowly but surely! got on one of them electric carts (they run by hands) and went and got her a card, i left the same way i got there, it worked! the cane that LEONR made for me helps me walk better...thanks Leon! i gots home o-k, signed the card in the house cuz all my pens in the burb was froze! she came home bouts a hour later and found the card and then....yep....the a$$ chewing started about me going to town! but she forgaves me when i handed her a hunert dollar bill for a present! whew! ya'll see....money can buy happiness!
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plummerscarin
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Posted: 07 Jan 2022 at 9:09pm |
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I'm glad for you Shameless, bought your way out of another problem. Happy birthday to the loving wife
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thendrix
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Posted: 07 Jan 2022 at 9:09pm |
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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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shameless dude
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Posted: 07 Jan 2022 at 9:25pm |
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lol...you learnt that too Tyler!
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shameless dude
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Posted: 07 Jan 2022 at 9:27pm |
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oh...man...several years ago i forgot her Birthday! well...said and done...it cost me just shy of $5000. PffffT! hopefully i'll never do that again!
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Ron(AB)
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Posted: 07 Jan 2022 at 10:42pm |
You're not called "Shameless Dude" for nothing!  
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Lars(wi)
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Posted: 08 Jan 2022 at 6:48am |
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Years ago, handing a woman a $100 dollar bill ………..
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I tried to follow the science, but it was not there. I then followed the money, and that’s where I found the science.
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Posted: 08 Jan 2022 at 9:51am |
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Hey Shameless, I just realized your old lady, oops.... I mean loving wife, shares a birthday with Cora and my brother. She turned 8 and he turned 42.
Edited by thendrix - 08 Jan 2022 at 9:52am
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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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DanWi
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Posted: 08 Jan 2022 at 5:06pm |
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Got the wife a one hour massage certificate for her birthday over a year ago, she never used it. So this year we got the grandson, went to dinner, and went to a local auto museum. Sucks because her birthday is 3 days after Christmas, so you have to try for 2 gifts. Although 4 years ago I bought a used zero turn right before Christmas and told her it was her gift. She said it was a good gift because she hasn't mowed lawn since I got it.
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shameless dude
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Posted: 09 Jan 2022 at 12:43am |
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well Tyler...tell Cora Happy Birthday from us! and maybe you could sneak in 8 light smacks on her rump too! lol them would be from me to her!
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Thad in AR.
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Posted: 09 Jan 2022 at 6:21am |
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Posted: 09 Jan 2022 at 8:49am |
We had our 35th on New Years Eve. Gifts for birthdays and holidays have gone by the wayside the last several years. Just get what you want throughout the year. I got a coffee cup for Christmas and she got a big kiss, but.....that came with a new couch and 2 recliners which should be here in a week. All her idea and want. Leather at that.
She is a budget Nazi anyway so my job was to research and come up with something that's acceptable within the 3rd Reich standards. I'm happy to comply but it gets rough sometimes.
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Posted: 09 Jan 2022 at 9:15am |
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Even though you broke curfew Shameless, I'm sure your gesture was appreciated! From past postings we would expect nothing less from you!
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john(MI)
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Posted: 11 Jan 2022 at 3:25pm |
Congratulations Shame! Your a good ole man for that poor woman. One day when she ain't around, pick up that card and stick it somewhere unseen and then if you can remember where you put it next year, you won't need to drive to town! 
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Dusty MI
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Posted: 11 Jan 2022 at 7:01pm |
Interesting question. Where did the tradition of giving a child spanking, one for each year, come from?
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Stan IL&TN
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Posted: 11 Jan 2022 at 9:11pm |
 Dusty MI wrote:
Interesting question. Where did the tradition of giving a child spanking, one for each year, come from? |
Well it started when you were born and the doctor beat your butt to get you to breathe the first time. Another is that it wards off evil spirits and the harder you spank the further they run away.😬
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Posted: 12 Jan 2022 at 11:20pm |
Tell her CONGRATS on the pending retirement and HAPPY (belated) Birthday from me.
Now,,,,,,,,,,,,you've only got 46 days to get her an Anniversary card.....
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19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17
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shameless dude
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Posted: 13 Jan 2022 at 12:07am |
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oh...chit! thanks Ted...yep...almost forgot that one ! me and the puppies are really looking forward to her being home with us more! she's a good partner in crime! altho some crimes i don't tells her about!
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