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nella(Pa)
Orange Level Access Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Allentown, Pa. Points: 3086 |
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Posted: 19 Nov 2020 at 3:21pm |
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss. The moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work... the asshole is usually in charge. |
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Dave in PA
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That is for sure at the place where I work! I have seen rocks with more Common sense! BUT he is COLLEGE, and KNOWS everything! The school of "Hard Knocks" or "Sweat and Tears, with Blood" might be the best way to go! There is no one that knows everything, but some advice might, or will go a long way!
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desertjoe
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GOOD ONE,,Nelle,,,,(I think),,,,
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Hubert (Ga)engine7
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That would be real funny if it were not so often true.
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Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God.
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Hubert (Ga)engine7
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Dave, you can educate a fool but he is still a fool. Every day I try to read a chapter in Proverbs that corresponds to that day of the month (31 chapters). There are many references to getting and valuing wisdom but nowhere have I seen anything about getting a college degree. I have a degree but the best education I received was growing up on the farm and in the military.
Sorry, nella, you posted some good humor and I tried to jump on my soap box.
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Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God.
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