Deer hunting (H)

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4 guys go deer hunting in the North woods. Nobody wants to sleep with Bob because he snores worse than any one they know.  They decide they will each take a night with him because it wasn't fair to make somebody sleep with him the whole trip.  The first guy slept with Bob and came to breakfast with bloodshot eyes and his hair a mess.  "What happened to you" they asked. He replied" Bob snored so loudly I just sat up and watched him."  The next night it was a different guys turn and he came to breakfast his eyes all bloodshot and his hair standing on end.  When they asked what happed he said  "Man that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I could only sit up and watch him.  The third night it was Fred's turn an older tanned cowboy, a man's man.  Morning rolls around and Fred is as chipper as a jaybird.  "Good morning everyone"  They could not believe how bright eyed and bushy tailed Fred was.  "What happened" they asked.  "Well as we were getting ready for bed I tucked Fred in, patted him on the butt and kissed him on the cheek and said Good night.  He spent the whole night watching me sleep"   Moral of the story "With age come wisdom"

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Wayne180d Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 08 Dec 2015 Location: Gilman, Il Points: 5923	Post Options Post Reply Quote Wayne180d Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Deer hunting (H) Posted: 19 Nov 2020 at 11:47pm
	4 guys go deer hunting in the North woods. Nobody wants to sleep with Bob because he snores worse than any one they know. They decide they will each take a night with him because it wasn't fair to make somebody sleep with him the whole trip. The first guy slept with Bob and came to breakfast with bloodshot eyes and his hair a mess. "What happened to you" they asked. He replied" Bob snored so loudly I just sat up and watched him." The next night it was a different guys turn and he came to breakfast his eyes all bloodshot and his hair standing on end. When they asked what happed he said "Man that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I could only sit up and watch him. The third night it was Fred's turn an older tanned cowboy, a man's man. Morning rolls around and Fred is as chipper as a jaybird. "Good morning everyone" They could not believe how bright eyed and bushy tailed Fred was. "What happened" they asked. "Well as we were getting ready for bed I tucked Fred in, patted him on the butt and kissed him on the cheek and said Good night. He spent the whole night watching me sleep" Moral of the story "With age come wisdom"

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darrel in ND Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 22 Nov 2009 Location: Hebron, ND Points: 8579	Post Options Post Reply Quote darrel in ND Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 20 Nov 2020 at 8:18am
	That's a good one! Darrel

desertjoe Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Access Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: New mexico Points: 13357	Post Options Post Reply Quote desertjoe Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 20 Nov 2020 at 8:40am
	Good one,,Wayne,,,

john(MI) Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: SE MI Points: 9263	Post Options Post Reply Quote john(MI) Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 22 Nov 2020 at 3:12am
	A guy goes deer hunting with his buddies every year. About a month after he comes home the deer all processed and packaged shows up at his door. Well, one year he passes during the summer so he never got to go deer hunting that year. About a month after he normally would have gone deer hunting the deer shows up at the door all processed and packaged!
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