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Thad in AR. View Drop Down
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    Posted: 12 Feb 2021 at 4:54pm
A grandpa was talking to his grandson. He says. Son back in 68 we were in the jungles of Africa on a safari. We were walking down this trail when a great big lion jumped in the middle of the trail. Woo I just pooped my pants.
The grandson asks, grandpa you mean that lion scared you so bad you pooped your pants.
Grandpa says no no no I β€œjust” pooped my pants.😁
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If you like bad jokes...

I had some old Listerine that I tried to dump down the bathroom sink. It wouldn't drain so I read the label, found out it was "anti-septic".
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 Well,,,,UMmmm,,,,ERrrrr,,,, chit, OK, I'll laugh at yours and you laugh at mine,,,,,LOLLOL
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I always laugh at your jokes Joe. They often make my day.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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