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    Posted: 24 May 2019 at 6:25pm
Left early this AM. Got camp set up. Old gal wanted to take a nap. Grandson wanted to get in some fishing. We drove the few blocks to the lake. There's a big ol pontoon type boat here with a crane on the front of it. Hes running around picking up boat lifts and placing them in the lake. We took the grandson to the big ol place where Berkly makes all their ft. Ishing stuff. There's a store across a busy 4 lane highway where they sell the stuff. Grandson was absoulty thrilled about the whole set up. He lives to fish. Lots of big ol boats out on the lake, some skiing, some joy riding.
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I walked over to the boat ramp to see what the heck was taking some of these folks so long to get their boats in the water. Heck female DNR officer is here inspecting boats. I dont have 1, if I did. She could take her time inspecting mine, darn good looking officer. Shes sure taking her time with some of these young guys and their big ol boats. Looks like their having as good of a time as she is. Shes got a good personality to her. Only turned away 1 guy so far. He forgot his life jackets. No way was he gonna back down the ramp. He was mad at himself for forgetting them. He told me it was 5 miles back to camp and was glad she made him aware of it. No ticket because he was not in the water.
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Ok guys. We are set up beside 2 blonds that are selling Avon. It took them 4 hours to see up 3 tables under a roof. The conversation they had amongst themselves was unbelievable. One of them said "I am so dumb". Guys there was no arguing that fact. They had stripped down to shorts and T shirts. Not bad looking but????. I did not know Avon makes products strictly for guys. That is the market they are shooting for. If they dress down for it they may make a pile of money this weekend.
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tom, good weather for you till sunday night. good luck.
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Don't go wobbly there Tom!! LOL!
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pics....we WANT PICS!
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It didn't happen unless there are pictures.😕
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Years ago my wife put me up to buying men`s cologne from Avon called Mesmerize.  I get a lot of compliments from the ladies.   But I can`t never find any blonds to buy it from,  I have to revert to e-bay.
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With yer handle,it's probably better that way.
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Originally posted by SteveM C/IL SteveM C/IL wrote:

With yer handle,it's probably better that way.

  LOLLOL,,I knew it was just a matter of time when somebody was gonna poke ole weiner bout his handle and,,,and,,I didn't want to be first on this one,,,,,,LOL,,,but,,,I'll hold my tongue and fingers just a little longer,,,,,LOLLOL
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The 2 blonds started packing up at 5:00 this afternoon. Now these gals was real sharp looking. BUT if their dad had not showed up to help them pack up, I think they'd still be trying to figure out how to load the van. One of them told me she was 34 and the other was 26. They had a wall up between us so, well anyway.
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yet...another blond story! lol
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That wall was for your own good.
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I got my handle from my older sister when we were growing up,  I was so skinny she started calling me a wiener.   I stayed a wiener till I was in my mid 50s but now she calls me Tubby  (Yea,  I know I have it spelled wrong,  I keep spell check busy) 
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Originally posted by desertjoe desertjoe wrote:

Originally posted by SteveM C/IL SteveM C/IL wrote:

With yer handle,it's probably better that way.

  LOLLOL,,I knew it was just a matter of time when somebody was gonna poke ole weiner bout his handle and,,,and,,I didn't want to be first on this one,,,,,,LOL,,,but,,,I'll hold my tongue and fingers just a little longer,,,,,LOLLOL


I was on another site several years ago and a guy had a handle of 'stinkyfingers'.
I questioned it and we had an open discussion about it and I was banned from the site for 2 weeks.
Go figure.

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Originally posted by fixer1958 fixer1958 wrote:

Originally posted by desertjoe desertjoe wrote:

Originally posted by SteveM C/IL SteveM C/IL wrote:

With yer handle,it's probably better that way.

  LOLLOL,,I knew it was just a matter of time when somebody was gonna poke ole weiner bout his handle and,,,and,,I didn't want to be first on this one,,,,,,LOL,,,but,,,I'll hold my tongue and fingers just a little longer,,,,,LOLLOL


I was on another site several years ago and a guy had a handle of 'stinkyfingers'.
I questioned it and we had an open discussion about it and I was banned from the site for 2 weeks.
Go figure.


    Now,,,that right there is funny,,,,,,,but I gotta agree "stinkyfingers" would sure be a conversation starter,,,,,,makes you wonder where them fingers been for being stinky,,,chit,,I'm outa hereLOLLOL
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