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    Posted: 30 Jan 2022 at 1:18pm
At one of our local eateries here in town, Y'all will have to try them all to figure out where!!!


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I always liked those along with the signs placed above the toilets stating: "Flush twice, it's a long way to the kitchen".....
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LOL  Probably one of the better eating establishments in town. Love a place with a sense of humor.
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one of our gas station potty had a sign on the wall as you walked in saying: CAUTION...BLASTING AREA!
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Sign in the restroom at Fayette County livestock show arena:
“No meat gazing”
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Darn, had to log in again, took four trys!

Anyway, saw this above the urinal in a bar.  Handwritten sign "Look up" , 6 inches above that another "look up", continued up the wall until about 4 feet above the first sign, there was written "You're peeling on your foot"  The sign was right!
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Confuses says, man who fart in church sits in own pew.
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Used to have a sign in the bar that read:  "Please do NOT throw cigarettes in the urinal, they get wet and soggy and are hard to light"
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