AC Tractor Joke (Bad)

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wd with a freeman model 90 trip loader, wd45, 38 unstylled wc, b 10 garden tractor and 2-14 ac trip plow. grandpa has a 56 wd45. wd. allis chalmers snap coupler blade and 3 bottom snap coupler plow

Bubba hadn't seen his buddy Clem in a few days, and thought to drop by and check in on him. Hearing some noises coming from the barn, Bubba took a peek through the window to see what the commotion was. Inside was Clem, wearing a pair of reflecto sunglasses and marching around his WD45, simultaneously spraying it with Hai Karate aftershave and doing a poor impersonation of Elvis singing "I Can't Help Falling In Love With You".

This behavior was unusual, even for Clem. Confused, Bubba entered the building and asked Clem what the heck was going on. "I'm only doing what the counselor told me to do", Clem pleaded. Apparently, Clem and the missus had been having some marital difficulties. The couple had gone to see a marriage counselor, and Mrs. Clem told the counselor that Clem "just doesn't excite her any more".

Even then, Bubba couldn't understand the connection between this and Clem's bizarre activity. "Well, I'll tell 'ya," Clem explained, "the counselor said to me "Clem, your just going to have to do something sexy to a tractor!'".

A-C's currently on the farm: B, CA, 2 D-17 D's, One Eighty, ass't implements.

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FLHguy Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Bronze Level Joined: 17 Apr 2011 Location: Central OH Points: 14	Post Options Post Reply Quote FLHguy Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: AC Tractor Joke (Bad) Posted: 28 Apr 2011 at 4:46pm
	I liked it LOL

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acwdwcman Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 16 Oct 2010 Location: palmyra, il Points: 1075	Post Options Post Reply Quote acwdwcman Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 27 Apr 2011 at 8:28pm
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	wd with a freeman model 90 trip loader, wd45, 38 unstylled wc, b 10 garden tractor and 2-14 ac trip plow. grandpa has a 56 wd45. wd. allis chalmers snap coupler blade and 3 bottom snap coupler plow

Orange Blood Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 29 Nov 2010 Location: ColoradoSprings Points: 4053	Post Options Post Reply Quote Orange Blood Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 27 Apr 2011 at 8:24pm
	Not that bad, pretty funny!
	Still in use: HD7 WC C CA WD 2-WD45 WD45LP WD45D D14 3-D17 D17LP 2-D19D D19LP 190XTD 190XTLP 720 D21 220 7020 7030 7040 7045 3-7060 Projects: 3-U UC 2-G 2-B 2-C CA 7-WC RC WDLP WF D14 D21 210 7045 N7

Bill (E.C.MO) Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Silver Level Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Missouri Points: 135	Post Options Post Reply Quote Bill (E.C.MO) Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 27 Apr 2011 at 7:02pm
	Bubba hadn't seen his buddy Clem in a few days, and thought to drop by and check in on him. Hearing some noises coming from the barn, Bubba took a peek through the window to see what the commotion was. Inside was Clem, wearing a pair of reflecto sunglasses and marching around his WD45, simultaneously spraying it with Hai Karate aftershave and doing a poor impersonation of Elvis singing "I Can't Help Falling In Love With You". This behavior was unusual, even for Clem. Confused, Bubba entered the building and asked Clem what the heck was going on. "I'm only doing what the counselor told me to do", Clem pleaded. Apparently, Clem and the missus had been having some marital difficulties. The couple had gone to see a marriage counselor, and Mrs. Clem told the counselor that Clem "just doesn't excite her any more". Even then, Bubba couldn't understand the connection between this and Clem's bizarre activity. "Well, I'll tell 'ya," Clem explained, "the counselor said to me "Clem, your just going to have to do something sexy to a tractor!'".
	A-C's currently on the farm: B, CA, 2 D-17 D's, One Eighty, ass't implements.