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A little humor for a laugh,,,,
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    Posted: 21 Sep 2019 at 8:59pm

  A devout arab muslim entered a black cab in London, he curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of Muhammad there was no music. Because music is the vice of the infidel. The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door.
What are you doing? the muslim asked.
In the time of the prophet, there were no taxis, So bugger off and wait for a camel. The cab driver answered,,,,,,,,,
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Good one .
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A Jewish Rabbi and a Catholic Priest met at the town's annual 

4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter. 
"This baked ham is really delicious," the priest teased the rabbi. 

"You really ought to try it. I know it's 
against your religion, but I can't understand why such a wonderful 

food should be forbidden! You don't know what 
you're missing. You just haven't lived until you've tried Mrs. 

Hall's prized Virginia Baked Ham. Tell me, Rabbi, 
when are you going to break down and try it?" 
The rabbi looked at the priest with a big grin, and said, 

"At your wedding."
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