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chaskaduo 
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 Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 8:19pm |
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You didn't get that round mouth eating square meals.
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1938 B, 79 Dynamark 11/36 6spd, 95 Weed-Eater 16hp, 2010 Bolens 14hp
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Ken in Texas
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Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 10:26pm |
Far be It from Me How many Times must I remind you to MIND YOUR MANNERS girl friend? Three's a Charm I hate to bust your Bubble. But. Here goes nuthin. To many cooks in the Kitchen You need to get your facts straight girlfriend. I did not have sex with that woman. What a picnic that could have been. Buckle Up. It's the law. Meet you half way Come get it, your closer
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JohnCO
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Location: Niwot Colo
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Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 11:54pm |
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You actually eat with that mouth?
Not playing with a full deck
Not the brightest bulb on the string
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"If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer"
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shameless dude
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Joined: 10 Apr 2017
Location: east NE
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Posted: 20 Mar 2018 at 12:24am |
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who cut the cheese?
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thendrix
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Location: Fairmount GA
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Posted: 20 Mar 2018 at 11:51am |
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To many chiefs not enough Indians
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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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papa bear
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Joined: 29 Oct 2014
Location: Morrison, IL
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Posted: 20 Mar 2018 at 2:52pm |
Sh*t fire and save matches finer than frog hair any better and I would be twins Hotter than a fresh f***ed fox in a forest fire hotter than two mice f***ing in a wool sock like a limp pecker... you just cant beat it worthless as tits on a boar (or a nun) working like a rented (borrowed) mule slow as molasses clear as mud best thing since sliced bread better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick ugly enough to make Ray Charles flinch
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NDBirdman
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Joined: 30 Jul 2011
Location: ND
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Posted: 20 Mar 2018 at 4:47pm |
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You kiss your momma with that mouth?
Higher than a kite
Up shyte creek
Eat shyte and bark at the moon
Fell in a pile of shyte and come out smelling like a rose
Fornicate yourself with great vickor
Your momma have any kids that lived?
suck a rotten egg
Phuq a duck
Edited by NDBirdman - 20 Mar 2018 at 4:50pm
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Ken in Texas
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Posted: 21 Mar 2018 at 7:33pm |
That kid could use some REINING IN before it's too late Spare the Rod and Spoil the Child A Slap in the Face Could you loan me a Dollar till Payday? Not in this lifetime. Cash on the Barrelhead First Come First Served Hard to believe It's happening to Me When it Rains it Pours Put up or shut up In a Sows Ear
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Gary in da UP
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Joined: 13 Sep 2009
Location: EUP of Mi.
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Posted: 21 Mar 2018 at 7:53pm |
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Something is " Tuffer than a two dollar steak " or " cold as the mother in laws kiss "
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Brian Jasper co. Ia
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Location: Prairie City Ia
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Posted: 21 Mar 2018 at 8:03pm |
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Took off like a stripe a$$ed ape. Not the brightest bulb on the string. Dumber n' a sack full a hammers. He didn't have all his dogs barking anyway. Dumb as the day is long.
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"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian." Henry Ford
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Brian Jasper co. Ia
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Posted: 21 Mar 2018 at 8:06pm |
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Meaner than a dog s****ing tacks.
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"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian." Henry Ford
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Ken in Texas
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Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 8:45am |
apples don't fall far from the tree Choose up sides and smell underarms How in the Man in the Moon could that be true? Wait till your Daddy hears what you just did Missing Link Close counts with Hand Grenades and Horse Shoes Old Dogs, Children and Watermelon Wine Broker than the Ten Commandments Wishful Thinkin on your part
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Ted J
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Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 9:37am |
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sharper than a bowling ball
dumber than the box the rocks came in
colder than a witches t!t in a brass bra
scarcer than hens teeth
smarter than a dead horse
keep your stick on the ice
sharper than a thumb tack
up chit creek with a lead canoe
too many cooks spoil the pot
up a crick without a paddle
too big for your britches
eyes are bigger than your stomach
You've got your head on backwards
a fly in the ointment
a flash in the pan
got your nose up his/her azz
git your head outta your butt
hey four eyes
go milk a bull
blow smoke up your azz
quit yer bitchin
cry me a river
can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen
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19?? WC / 1941 C / 1952 CA / 1956 WD45 / 1957 WD45 / 1958 D-17
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mdm1
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Location: Onalaska, WI
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Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 11:00am |
dumber than a rock lower than snail sh$t another learning experience colder than a witch's T
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Everything is impossible until someone does it! WD45-trip loader 1947 c w/woods belly mower, 1939 B, #3 sickle mower 1944 B, 2 1948 G's. Misc other equipment that my wife calls JUNK!
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Steve M Ind
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Location: Springport IN
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Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 11:24am |
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Up an unsanitary tributary without any means of locomotion.
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allisrutledge
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Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 11:40am |
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Old farmer friend used to go in at 12:00 for lunch and always quit at 6:00 to eat supper and used to say (if they ain't another day I don't need it anyway) I hope I never forget him.
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Allis Chalmers still exist in my mind and barns
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thendrix
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Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 12:32pm |
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Hotter than a four d!ck billy goat
Proud as a pup with two peckers
Fine as wine
I feel like I've been shot at and missed then sh!t at and hit
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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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JayIN
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Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 1:33pm |
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Fat,drunk and stupid is no way to go thru life,son! (Dean Wormer)
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sometimes I walk out to my shop and look around and think "Who's the idiot that owns this place?"
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tadams(OH)
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Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 2:25pm |
Man Ken you must have book of sayings. Tom
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thendrix
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Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 3:54pm |
 JayIN wrote:
Fat,drunk and stupid is no way to go thru life,son! (Dean Wormer) |
"Bluto Blutarski, 0.0"  I need to watch that again
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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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JayIN
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Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 6:27pm |
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Kids got that movie for me years ago. We LIVED that shirt when I was at Purdue!!!
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sometimes I walk out to my shop and look around and think "Who's the idiot that owns this place?"
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Brian Jasper co. Ia
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Posted: 22 Mar 2018 at 9:45pm |
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Worthless as a milk bucket under a bull
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"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian." Henry Ford
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Bob D. (La)
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Posted: 23 Mar 2018 at 3:48am |
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He could tear up a mile of railroad track with a feather duster.
If I had his truck and he had a feather up his a--, we'd both be tickled pink.
Even if you apply lipstick, a pig is still a pig.
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When you find yourself in a hole,PUT DOWN THE SHOVEL!!!
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klinemar
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Posted: 23 Mar 2018 at 10:29am |
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Couldn't hit a barn if he was standing inside.
Couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle
Couldn't track an elephant if he had hold of it's tail
Couldn't pour water out of a boot if directions were wrote on the heel
Couldn't get a job done if he worked all day at it
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Bob D. (La)
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Posted: 23 Mar 2018 at 4:12pm |
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If you feel froggy, leap.
Not in my back yard.
Don't let the door hit ya, where the good Lord split ya.
10 bales short of a bundle.
Don't make me stop this car.
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When you find yourself in a hole,PUT DOWN THE SHOVEL!!!
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Mikez
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Posted: 23 Mar 2018 at 10:21pm |
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Pork chop in every can
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chaskaduo
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Posted: 24 Mar 2018 at 6:23am |
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Bumf**k Egypt
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Ken in Texas
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Posted: 24 Mar 2018 at 7:58am |
a warm fuzzy feelin Messed up bigtime Blew his wad at the boats Make yourself at home while here Cool Breeze
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desertjoe
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Posted: 24 Mar 2018 at 8:26am |
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Why,,,you're just like family now,,,,
A chicken in every pot.
Just casuse Jimmy has one, don't mean you got to have one.
If the shoe fits, wear it.
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fixer1958
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Posted: 24 Mar 2018 at 9:19am |
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Can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
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