Never do this to an Allis Chalmers
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Topic: Never do this to an Allis Chalmers
Posted By: Dannyhtn
Subject: Never do this to an Allis Chalmers
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2011 at 1:41am
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I hope this was no one on this forum. in the door, he sees Vane doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere. Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay. Having seen enough, Rick rushes in and says, "What the heck're ya doing, Vane?" "Good Lord, Rick, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Vane. "But me 'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor." (Don't make me come 'splain this to you! Read the last line again, slowly.
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Posted By: Jeff Z. NY
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2011 at 4:01am
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Good One.
Alot on here won't get it. ------------- I Love Meatballs and Dumplings on Toast with Gravy and Rosemary and ??? {Open For Suggestions} |
Posted By: mike 44
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2011 at 6:30am
| ...... not that hard to get jeff.... aparantly "alot of us" are not that smart |
Posted By: BillinAlberta
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2011 at 11:21am
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That was funny!Thanks for the laugh.I read it to my wife & now she says I need supervision in the shop from now on lol. |
Posted By: darrel in ND
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2011 at 3:33pm
| Had to read it twice, but I caught on! Darrel |
Posted By: AllisFreak MN
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2011 at 3:46pm
Jeff Z, The only reason you get it is because you've done it. ------------- '49 A-C WD, '51 A-C WD, '63 A-C D17 Series III, 1968 A-C One-Seventy, '82 A-C 6060, '75 A-C 7040, A-C #3 sickle mower, 2 A-C 701 wagons, '78 Gleaner M2 |
Jeff Z. NY wrote:Posted By: SteveM C/IL
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2011 at 10:11pm
| It works better when you "tell" it to someone.They look at you stupid cause it don't make sence....untill you repeat the last line....GOTCHA!!! |