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   The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true.Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November."
Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the romantic appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.
Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.
Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.
About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.
"How's the new wife?" asked the banker.
Tom proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.'
The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And how's the hired hand?'
Without hesitating, Tom said, 'She's pregnant too.'

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Coke-in-MN Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Access Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Afton MN Points: 41980	Post Options Post Reply Quote Coke-in-MN Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Hired hand (H) Posted: 15 Jan 2024 at 10:20pm
	The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November." Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the romantic appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man. Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course. Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon. About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. "How's the new wife?" asked the banker. Tom proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.' The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And how's the hired hand?' Without hesitating, Tom said, 'She's pregnant too.'
	Life lesson: If you’re being chased by a lion, you’re on a horse, to the left of you is a giraffe and on the right is a unicorn, what do you do? You stop drinking and get off the carousel.

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thendrix Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 04 Feb 2013 Location: Fairmount GA Points: 5092	Post Options Post Reply Quote thendrix Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 16 Jan 2024 at 12:01am
	that's a good one
	"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan

steve(ill) Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Access Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: illinois Points: 87869	Post Options Post Reply Quote steve(ill) Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 16 Jan 2024 at 8:14am
	NOW THATS FUNNY !
	Like them all, but love the "B"s.

desertjoe Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Access Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: New mexico Points: 13696	Post Options Post Reply Quote desertjoe Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 16 Jan 2024 at 8:18am
	Well,,I sure was not waiting for that one,,,,

tadams(OH) Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Access Joined: 17 Sep 2009 Location: Jeromesville, O Points: 10912	Post Options Post Reply Quote tadams(OH) Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 16 Jan 2024 at 12:14pm
	Good one , wonder what the banker thought then

sparky Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Access Joined: 13 May 2011 Location: So. Indiana Points: 1784	Post Options Post Reply Quote sparky Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 16 Jan 2024 at 12:30pm
	I don’t know what the banker thought but if I were him I’d be looking for a hired hand myself.
	It's the color tractor my grandpa had!

Ted J Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Orange Level Joined: 05 Jul 2010 Location: La Crosse, WI Points: 18943	Post Options Post Reply Quote Ted J Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 18 Jan 2024 at 9:46pm
	HaHaHa,,,,,,,,never saw that one coming!!
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