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BOY, have I got a thing or two to learn,,,,,,

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    Posted: 22 Jan 2023 at 8:52am
Originally posted by fixer1958 fixer1958 wrote:

Things sure change after you get married and have 
carpet monkeys running around. 


Boy howdy
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Definitely not. There was boundaries and that was one.
Good times. Things sure change after you get married and have 
carpet monkeys running around.

We parted ways after about 4 years. She wanted to get married and I wanted to get a little more established. My dad was a little disappointed I think. She used to go to the lake with us. Girl skin season. 
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Originally posted by fixer1958 fixer1958 wrote:

Originally posted by fjdrill fjdrill wrote:

Fixer----  tell us, was she a SCREAMER --sounded like one .


No not so much. I was the screamer from the sharp ass finger nails.


She wasn't a proctologist was she?
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Originally posted by DMiller DMiller wrote:

LOL!! Reminds me of that movie where the old gal howls like a dog during the act!!

Not ever got into the no tell motels, bedbugs, roaches of all kinds and unknown time between sheets changes! But had my own emergency bedding kit in every machine I ever owned, til got married.

   UMMMmmm,,,,,,,Are we getting close the "getting banned chit",,,,,,,but it sure promises to get lots better,,,,,,,,,, LOLLOL Just all clean fun,,,,,,,Clap I gots a few more of them Fixer and Dave "revealings" but wanna stay on here a few more years,,,,,,WinkWink
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Originally posted by fixer1958 fixer1958 wrote:

Originally posted by fjdrill fjdrill wrote:

Fixer----  tell us, was she a SCREAMER --sounded like one .

No not so much. I was the screamer from the sharp ass finger nails.

   LOLLOLLOL
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LOL!! Reminds me of that movie where the old gal howls like a dog during the act!!

Not ever got into the no tell motels, bedbugs, roaches of all kinds and unknown time between sheets changes! But had my own emergency bedding kit in every machine I ever owned, til got married.
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Originally posted by fjdrill fjdrill wrote:

Fixer----  tell us, was she a SCREAMER --sounded like one .

No not so much. I was the screamer from the sharp ass finger nails.
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Originally posted by Thad in AR. Thad in AR. wrote:

Don’t carry your wallet in the front pocket of your bibs. Just saying.😊

 Yeah, Thad,,,I gots a really funny one bout something like that but NO WAY it'd get past the moderators and prolly get me banned like a twitter user,,,,,LOLLOL
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 Sorry to hear Tony Prayers

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Fixer----  tell us, was she a SCREAMER --sounded like one .
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Don’t carry your wallet in the front pocket of your bibs. Just saying.😊
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 FIXER,,,,you are something else,!!!!!,,LOLLOLLOL,,BUT,,I LOVE your style, My Man,,,,!!  I done a lot of same except I never had any money for motels and SHE never did either,,,!! just haul azz to the river bank and dig trenches in the sand,,,,,,usually four trenches bout 12" apart,,,,lol   sometimes much deeper than that,,,LOL. AHHhh,,,but them was the good ole days,,wasn't they,,??
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Dated a girl in and after high school for a couple of years. Went at it like we were training for WWE. Her older BIG brother asked what all this stuff is in the back of your car. Blankets and stuff. Told him it was for bad weather, snow, ice and such. Probably July when he asked me. Had a motel across the state line in Missouri called the Owl Motel. 4 hours for $12. Even had a garage you could pull your car in. Not there anymore. That was the cold weather wrestling arena. Good thing I had those blankets. Weather was usually bad.
My mom used to ask me "why are you always pulling a hamstring." Just used to tell her  "I don't know Ma. Must be works trying to kill me"
Probably why my backs jacked up now. Hamstrings are better now though.

Dad used to works nights and get home about 1 AM. He would be in the kitchen eating his dinner. I would come home, probably no shirt, Stumbling part of the time, hair sticking straight up like I drove with my head out the window. "You been fighting again?" Yeah, just a tussel. He could tell by the bruises on my neck and chest.

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 Well,,TONY,,,I really feel for you on your loss of you wife. It is enough for a person to try to make sense of everything going on around us without adding the loss of a long time partner. 
 GOD never intended for his followers to be alone, so take your time and you'll be OK. I have no idea what your faith suggests for your mourning, but I feel that is entirely up to YOU. My wife passed in August 2021 and just now I feel like it is time. AND, Truth be known, I believe most wifes would want their living partners to be happy, I feel mine would. Good Luck Guy,,,,Clap
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None are built for alone life, btw sorry to hear of your losses. But no need to make another wife, enjoy company, companionship and float thru the available women out there. Stay aloof & they will seek you out!!
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Originally posted by Tony.Or Tony.Or wrote:

Boy  I  am in same  boat  again.   Wife # 2  passed  in   sept ..    Lost  Barb  after 42  years ,  Nonnie  gone after  12  years .   I am not  geared  to be single .. Tony

Wow Tony I had no idea about Nonnie.
Very sorry to read this.
More prayers headed your way.🙏
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I'm so sorry to hear that, Tony.  Condolences and prayers for you.
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better to be single then with the wrong one and especially if you can't get rid of her or costs you money to get rid of her. 
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Originally posted by Tony.Or Tony.Or wrote:

Boy  I  am in same  boat  again.   Wife # 2  passed  in   sept ..    Lost  Barb  after 42  years ,  Nonnie  gone after  12  years .   I am not  geared  to be single .. Tony


Dang Tony, I sure am sorry to hear of your loss. Prayers sent for you 🙏
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Boy  I  am in same  boat  again.   Wife # 2  passed  in   sept ..    Lost  Barb  after 42  years ,  Nonnie  gone after  12  years .   I am not  geared  to be single .. Tony
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Initially was the Unemotional oo baby, oo baby, no excitement, no ecstatic contact urged calls for more, just oo baby.  After that all was done.

Edited by DMiller - 20 Jan 2023 at 3:14pm
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May be a cartoon of text that says HÄGAR THE HORRIBLE WALKING A CUTE DOG IS A GREAT WAY TO MEET WOMEN AND GET A DATE BROWNE AWW.. OW!! SNAD /o2660 Pan ILL SEE YOU IN COURT! YOU GOT YOUR DATE! Pumaica Sung E
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 AW CHIT,,,,, Dave,,,HER gum in YOUR ear,,,naw that would NOT work for me regardless how big a KNOCKOUT she might be,,,,,,,LOL. Years ago, I dated a girl that made you think that she thought there might be some gold or something deep in my ear,,,she spent so much time with her long skinny tongue rooting in there,,all the time taking them deep, deep breaths and getting all worked up,,,,I quit her for a more docile person,,,,Wink
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Sad to say but in having dated a few 'Painted' ladies, I found they were pretty much numb to much physical contact, the tats tell the story as to volume and which expected More Sensitive regions got inked.  Do not care for "oo baby oo baby give it to me" then eat a cracker or pop her gum in my ear!!!ConfusedWink
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Originally posted by steve(ill) steve(ill) wrote:

I vote for looking LOCAL and seeing FACE to FACE...

 Well, Steve,,,,if it wasn't for a dang good "Potential" over in Arkansas,,I'd agree with you,,and when Duty calls and one must be "On The Ready"  you know,,,when nature calls,,,,Wink
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Originally posted by soggybottomboy soggybottomboy wrote:

They might need to rename this site. Shops, Barns, Varmints, Trucks, And Women.

 Well,,,,Soggy,,,what would we do without these "Treasures",,,?  LOL Clap and,,,,and,,I like your suggestion,,,!!!LOL
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 HOLY'IST CHIT,,Steve!!!!!!!!  I'ld,,,,I'ld get plumb lost trying to find my way around all that MEANESS,,,would you look at that,,,,!!!!  I KNOW she ain't NO MARINE, that's for sure,,,,LOL  but THAT is more than 30-40 too dang many of them tats,,, I know lots of men and these days weemen too like them tats but maybe a small flower behind her ears or maybe an even smaller one above her belly button,,,you know just a small "promise" of things to come would suit me just fine but this takes the whole frigging bakery,,,,,,,,
 (her drawers are way too big too)WinkWink
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Joe... ya gots anything agiainst big wumeen with tats ?


Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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They might need to rename this site. Shops, Barns, Varmints, Trucks, And Women.
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