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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote shameless dude Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Dec 2018 at 9:01am
i told the inspector that almost every farm has at least one unregistered vehicle on their place! he told me by law they hafta all be registered! then I asked him when I could expect a check from tax money collected? he said huh? I told him that if i hafta pay taxes on a farm vehicle that never leaves the place, only used on the farm and no roads, then i'll need some of that tax money for field road maintaince! he then told me not to worry about registering any of those vehicles! oh....and i have shared something that all the new city bots that have moved into the area can/cannot enjoy! not gonna tells ya'll what i did, cuz it's prolly illegal (somewhere)! lol anyone have a good ground driven manure spreader fer sale? mine are all PTO driven   
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ac hunter Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Dec 2018 at 8:03am
     A few years ago some city transplants went to the local township trustee meeting and wanted to know when street lights would be installed on the roads.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote DiyDave Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Dec 2018 at 9:05pm
Originally posted by Ted J Ted J wrote:

Looks darn nice from here..........

Shameless, you should still have SOME pull down there.....don't cha??  What's the biggest tractor you have ( Wink that can run over part of a car) that has good insurance?
Stupid city-bots move out here in the country and then want to shut us down cause it stinks.  Well, DUHhhh.  Cows gotta phart don't they?  Then they're mad cause it's TOO noisy at 5 am when you're out in the field.
Sure wisht I could get a state law passed,,,,,,if you've never lived out in the country, at least 5 miles from the city itself,,,,,then you CAN'T live out of the city....
You wanna live in the country???  Move to Mexico or the USSR....

You know how to get even...

A lot of states have right to farm laws...Wink
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ted J Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Dec 2018 at 7:51pm
Looks darn nice from here..........

Shameless, you should still have SOME pull down there.....don't cha??  What's the biggest tractor you have ( Wink that can run over part of a car) that has good insurance?
Stupid city-bots move out here in the country and then want to shut us down cause it stinks.  Well, DUHhhh.  Cows gotta phart don't they?  Then they're mad cause it's TOO noisy at 5 am when you're out in the field.
Sure wisht I could get a state law passed,,,,,,if you've never lived out in the country, at least 5 miles from the city itself,,,,,then you CAN'T live out of the city....
You wanna live in the country???  Move to Mexico or the USSR....

You know how to get even...
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Joe I haven’t got to see your place yet but I think it looks real nice.
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Joe you are too much. Wink
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  And here I was thinking you was such a friendly guyLOL

He was probably just trying to get his wife off his backWink. But then again I don't know nothin about your bother, maybe he was angling that he should haul that O'l Chevy out of your way.LOL

  Don't worry yourself, Ray,,,,Wink,,you is in the clear,,,just got carried away there for a little bit but,,I just can't put up with people that wants to "Put up their Collar" and look down their nose at you...even if they is kin,,,,,WinkWink
 
 (breathin slower now),,,, OK,,,,,I'm OK now,,,dang near let myself get to where I was gonna pick up the phone and tell him AGAIN what I thought bout him,,,,,,LOLLOL
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Haven't seen any of your junk piles from the satellite imagery but I may need to zoom in a bit closer. Just need to keep an eye on that machine so it doesn't get pointed my way. Oh wait, it hasn't got enough ooompfh to reach me. Big smile One reason I wouldn't live in the city is I don't want anyone telling me what I can or can't have on my place. If the place these citybots left was so great why in Hades did they move? 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Dave in PA Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Dec 2018 at 3:41pm
I had the same type issue.  When I got my new truck, I parked the old one up against the chicken coop, bout 2 feet away.  My son seen the local Police Sargent at the local store, and he said they got a complaint about the plates out of date, the day after it expired.
2 months later, I seen the Sargent, (we have a good relationship), and asked him who trespassed on my property to read the plate??? I want to press charges!  He said in a calm tone, I will take care of it!!  Found out it was one of the uppie thinking people in the housing plan behind my property.
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Last time(#3).. the bylaw beech came here, I told her do NOT come back harassing me. If you, do then you'll need to hire 4 more men cause I'll call everyday laying complaints and asking why 'this or that' is still going on AND send copies to every media outlet in the area. And never, EVER step foot on my land...Apollo and Zeus have free reign on THEIR land !
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ray54 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Dec 2018 at 11:51am
Originally posted by Scott B Scott B wrote:

Dat gum that Inspector ain't very sharp.  I told him to look specifically under the pile of junk under the camo tarp and issue a citation of removal for that junk pile with the diesel engine and all the hose's connected to it.  Sheee-it....gonna give him another call.  Probably went to University of Nebraska......

Better luck with the inspector next time.Wink Maybe little pictures of O'l Ben Franklin instead of O'l George Washington would help.LOL



An now I am running away from you and hoping he gets his Angry under control by the time he is done at your place. LOL
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Originally posted by desertjoe desertjoe wrote:

 Yeah,,Shameless,,I guess I'm gettin to be a hard azz in my later years also,,,,, Bout 4 years ago My younger brother and his wife come out to visit  from Texas. I was in my garage and walked out when I seem em drive up. We do all the back slappin and stuff,,when he mentions to his wife,,,,," Dang,,would you look at this mess in here?"
 I looked at him straight in the eye and told him "Don't bother yourself lookin at My Mess no more while you get your azz off my property" He couldn't believe what he heard,,,so I told him again,,!! They left and I ain't seen him since. Thing is,,,last time I was at HIS place,,,he had a bigger "MESS" than I do,,,,,,friggin AH's,,,,

An here I was thinking you was such a friendly guyLOL

He was probably just trying to get his wife off his backWink. But then again I don't know nothin about your bother, maybe he was angling that he should haul that O'l Chevy out of your way.LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ray54 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Dec 2018 at 11:37am
I worry about such things as I got more stuff that wont move than will I think,an I have a 3 of them citydot owned places that can see the backyard.



If O'l Ken cannot get you enough raccoons and hogs let me know and I will start trapping some more for you Wink. But you will have come get them hogs fast they eat a lot.


Edited by Ray54 - 07 Dec 2018 at 11:54am
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It's all right John, I think I went 3 yrs in the third grade with his cousin,Misdameener!!!!
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Oh oh, Scott, you have no idea how long and sharp a stick ole Shameless has, you be in trouble, boy!
Heck Dale, when I was at your place last summer I couldn't see much of anything on your place, what with the trees on the south side and the hill and corn on the north side.  Maybe the bot is using sat. pictures, like I do to check inventory...  'Course with the leaves off the trees and the corn gone, I guess a person, especially a person with nothing better to do, can see more then they can in the summer.
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Dat gum that Inspector ain't very sharp.  I told him to look specifically under the pile of junk under the camo tarp and issue a citation of removal for that junk pile with the diesel engine and all the hose's connected to it.  Sheee-it....gonna give him another call.  Probably went to University of Nebraska......
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Tell the inspector there are complaints that are being compiled against the complainents if they keep persisting in their dammed yuppie green crap minded liberal attitudes that fly in the face of the Constitution... freedom to live peacefully in this land without government  or busy bodied people causing trouble...
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I guess you need to point that machine into the wind so all that pretty lands right back there in their driveways!!
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 Yeah,,Shameless,,I guess I'm gettin to be a hard azz in my later years also,,,,, Bout 4 years ago My younger brother and his wife come out to visit  from Texas. I was in my garage and walked out when I seem em drive up. We do all the back slappin and stuff,,when he mentions to his wife,,,,," Dang,,would you look at this mess in here?"
 I looked at him straight in the eye and told him "Don't bother yourself lookin at My Mess no more while you get your azz off my property" He couldn't believe what he heard,,,so I told him again,,!! They left and I ain't seen him since. Thing is,,,last time I was at HIS place,,,he had a bigger "MESS" than I do,,,,,,friggin AH's,,,,
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Looks OK to me. I think it looks nice from here. Merry Christmas
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them $^@*^&$ city bots is moving out to the country, then complaining to the county board and if withing city 2 mile cushion the city near by about unsightly things they see on the local farm places! they turned me in for an unlicensed car on my place! I told the county it's gonna stay unlicensed until I need it again! then the same SOB complained about some junk pile here. I told the inspector to come out and point out the junk pile. he drove out and told me he didn't see any junk pile and then said this complaint is closed as far as he was concerned! I told him if he gets any more calls to tell them people that if they don't like what they see tell them not to look! the neighboring farms are getting complaints too, not just me. I see some additions to my list again!
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