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Ken in Texas
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Don't know scat from Shineola
apples and oranges Edited by Ken in Texas - 04 May 2018 at 7:32am |
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D17JIM2
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Lower than whale crap !
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Ken in Texas
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Wise Acre
Smarty Pants Bats in your bellfree For cryin out loud
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Crooked as a dogs hind leg
It ain't what you want that makes you fat,its what you get |
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Andy E
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Slicker then snot on a door knob
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Ken in Texas
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Flying Off the Handle
No Need for that Nonsense Get a Life Dumb Bunny Singing the Blues Walking Small
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DiyDave
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sayings short people use...
“ Short people: God only lets things grow until they're perfect. Some of us didn't take as long as others! unknown “ A person's a person, no matter how small. Dr. Seuss “ I'm not short," Daisy muttered. "Short women are never mysterious, or elegant, or pursued by handsome men. And they're always treated like children. I refuse to be short. Lisa Kleypas < id="google_ads__/1254144/wiseoldsayings_com-medrectangle-3_0" title="3rd party ad " name="google_ads__/1254144/wiseoldsayings_com-medrectangle-3_0" width="300" height="250" scrolling="no" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" border="0" style="max-width: 750px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-width: 0px; border-style: initial; vertical-align: bottom;"> “ Short men are happy, for they can pass easily through the door. Tall men are happy, for they can stand erect and pluck oranges with their hands. Again, short men are angry, for they cannot stand erect and pluck oranges with their hands. Again, tall men are angry, for they cannot pass easily through the door. Michael Bassey Johnson < id="google_ads__/1254144/wiseoldsayings_com-medrectangle-4_0" title="3rd party ad " name="google_ads__/1254144/wiseoldsayings_com-medrectangle-4_0" width="336" height="280" scrolling="no" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" border="0" style="max-width: 750px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-width: 0px; border-style: initial; vertical-align: bottom;"> “ What?! I'm not small! It's the world that's too big!! Hiromu Arakawa “ All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. Casey Stengel “ I was told I would never make it because I'm too short. Well, I'm still too short. It doesn't matter what your height is, it's what's in your heart. Kirby Puckett “ Tall men come down to my height when I hit 'em in the body. Jack Dempsey “ It's not the size of the dog in the fight, It's the size of the fight in the dog. Mark Twain http://tpc.googlesyndication.com/safeframe/1-0-23/html/container.html" id="google_ads_iframe_/1254144/wiseoldsayings_com-box-4_0" title="3rd party ad content" name="" scrolling="no" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" width="580" height="400" data-is-safeframe="true" sandbox="allow-forms allow-pointer-lock allow-popups allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox allow-same-origin allow-scripts allow-top-navigation-by-user-activation" style="max-width: 750px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; border-width: 0px; border-style: initial; vertical-align: bottom;"> “ Sometimes, said Pooh, the smallest things take up the most room in your heart Winnie the Pooh “ Even the smallest person can change the course of the future J.R.R Tolkien “ Happiness makes up in height what it lacks in length Robert Frost “ The true way to be humble is not to stoop until you are smaller than yourself, but to stand at your real height against some higher nature that will show you what the real smallness of your greatness is. Phillip Brooks “ A dwarf standing on the shoulders of a giant may see farther than a giant himself. Robert Burton “ Dynimate comes in small packages. unknown “ We short people have a great perspective on life; we are always looking up. unknown “ My height is an advantage, if I want to use it. Short guys have short hands and short feet and they come up quick. Taller guys, they use their advantage. Everyone tries to use their advantage. He's going to have trouble with me. I'm going to win the fight. VLADIMIR KLITSCHKO , “ Women short in height tend to be more ambitious, independent, feisty and achieve more financially. unknown “ And though she be but little, she is fierce. William Shakespeare “ I'm not short. I'm fun-sized! unknown “ My favorite part of my appearance is my height. I'm five foot one and I feel feminine being small. Alanna Ubach “ Size, weight, height, looks, shouldn't matter. I'm tall, you're short, I'm willing to risk the teasing and weirdness to be with you. Nessa “ If I'm not so large as you, You are not so small as I, And not half so spry. Ralph Waldo Emerson “ Oh, Scott, for people like you and me the world can be a wonderful place. The sky's as blue as it is for the giants, the friends a re as warm. Richard Matheson “ Height doesn't mean a thing. Coach always says: Small and fast always beats fast and strong. Mike Nardi “ You can measure height. But you can't measure heart. Howie Dickenman “ Height doesn't measure heart. Dustin Pedroia “ God blessed me with a lot of heart and no height, and I'll take that any day. Nate Robinson “ The best things come in small packages. Amirah “ Happiness isn't size specific. Anna Guest-Jelley Edited by DiyDave - 14 Apr 2018 at 6:44pm |
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tadams(OH)
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Can't trust a fellow that wears a belt and suspenders cause he don't even trust his own belt.
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thendrix
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Once bitten twice shy
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me Sh!t or get off the pot |
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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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Ken in Texas
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I don't give my apples to nobody
Step on it. We're runnin late Shoot First Ask Questions Later I aint cumin this way no more Greased Lightning Signed, sealed and delivered
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Ken in Texas
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Proof is in the pudding
Undertaker. The last one to let you down Fly in the ointment Speak softly and Carry a BIG Stick
Edited by Ken in Texas - 29 Mar 2018 at 12:20pm |
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Ken in Texas
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What's the real skinny?
His Kids, Her kids and Ours. One Happy Family Livin on borrowed time Can I count on you to come threw in a pinch. Zero Tolerance Do as I say, not as I do Enough of this Monkey Business A Labor of Love True Story from my firewood sellin days. Mr Standard, He say Limbs don't make good wood. So we split the limbs in half and brought it back. It's a Dog Eat Dog World Out There
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desertjoe
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Badda Book,,,,,Badda Boom,,,,, |
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MARK (LI)
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He's as handy as a pocket on a shirt
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Live and let Live
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Ken in Texas
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Nasty enough to puke a buzzard off a gut wagon
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jaybmiller
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full of ..it |
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3 D-14s,A-C forklift, B-112
Kubota BX23S lil' TOOT( The Other Orange Tractor) Never burn your bridges, unless you can walk on water |
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thendrix
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Wow Ken, you're full of em
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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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Ken in Texas
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Outside my comfort zone
Decided to call it Quits All up in the air over nothin Not for the life of me Enough Democrat voters to make a Tarzan Movie Read my lips. No new Taxes Bet you a dollar that won't happen Cut him some slack Rogers on that. Over and out
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Ken in Texas
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who cares?
That's how the Cookie Crumbles Nin- Come- Poop A Test of Time Sick-em Don't know Beans about Fixin a Flat Beer, Gin, Whisky, Wine and Cake Didn't know poop from Putty and all his windows fell out. Telephone, Telegraph, Tell a Shameless Dude A likely story Seven Year Itch
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thendrix
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They've got more money than sense
Cute as a speckled pup Feel like a dog that's been kicked in the head The quack (doctor) He/she knows better than you, go ask them |
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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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Ken in Texas
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For Pete's Sake
Ruff as a cob Out of the picture Don't have cents enough to loan me a Nickel Shut Your Trap
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Ken in Texas
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chicken one day feathers the next
Very Interesting. Sock it to Me. Saturday Night Live Memories Tough Sleddin Wound up Tight as a 10 day clock
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fixer1958
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Can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
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desertjoe
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Why,,,you're just like family now,,,, A chicken in every pot. Just casuse Jimmy has one, don't mean you got to have one. If the shoe fits, wear it. |
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Ken in Texas
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a warm fuzzy feelin
Messed up bigtime Blew his wad at the boats Make yourself at home while here Cool Breeze
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chaskaduo
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Bumf**k Egypt
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Mikez
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Pork chop in every can
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Bob D. (La)
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If you feel froggy, leap.
Not in my back yard. Don't let the door hit ya, where the good Lord split ya. 10 bales short of a bundle. Don't make me stop this car. |
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When you find yourself in a hole,PUT DOWN THE SHOVEL!!!
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klinemar
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Couldn't hit a barn if he was standing inside.
Couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle Couldn't track an elephant if he had hold of it's tail Couldn't pour water out of a boot if directions were wrote on the heel Couldn't get a job done if he worked all day at it |
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Bob D. (La)
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He could tear up a mile of railroad track with a feather duster.
If I had his truck and he had a feather up his a--, we'd both be tickled pink. Even if you apply lipstick, a pig is still a pig. |
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When you find yourself in a hole,PUT DOWN THE SHOVEL!!!
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