Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
DONALD
TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very
good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News
wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good
road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.
JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!
BARACK
OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they
can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to
surrender her eggs. Period.
AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.
GEORGE
W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just
want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The
chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN
KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now
against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
DR.
PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that
he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it
goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do
is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his
current problems before adding any new problems.
ANDERSON
COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not
yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
DR
SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been
told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
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