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desertjoe
Orange Level Access Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: New mexico Points: 13373 |
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Posted: 11 Feb 2022 at 10:20pm |
STUMPING DEAR ABBY Find this hard to believe! But.... DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS AS HOW TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS: Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese? Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR? Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him. Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again. Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own? Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy. Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short-tempered I think she is going through mental pause. Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do? Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his. |
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steve(ill)
Orange Level Access Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: illinois Points: 78500 |
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Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his. YEP.... that there is FUNNY !!
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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dee_veloper
Orange Level Joined: 12 Apr 2021 Location: USA Points: 1168 |
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Those are funny, mostly because they're all real....
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Don't confuse my personality with my attitude.
My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are. |
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Thad in AR.
Orange Level Access Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Arkansas Points: 9315 |
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He denied everything and says it will never happen again.
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jaybmiller
Orange Level Access Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Greensville,Ont Points: 21698 |
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I suspect, the really,really sad thing is, is that we all KNOW someone that could have written those Dear Abbys......
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3 D-14s,A-C forklift, B-112
Kubota BX23S lil' TOOT( The Other Orange Tractor) Never burn your bridges, unless you can walk on water |
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JohnColo
Orange Level Joined: 03 Apr 2020 Location: Niwot, CO Points: 1258 |
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It would be good to read her response. Maybe it was so dark that night she wasn't sure if it was her boyfriend or not....
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shameless dude
Orange Level Joined: 10 Apr 2017 Location: east NE Points: 13611 |
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what are you saying Jay?
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jaybmiller
Orange Level Access Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Greensville,Ont Points: 21698 |
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aw, come on... we all know someone who knows someone that could have penned those...
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3 D-14s,A-C forklift, B-112
Kubota BX23S lil' TOOT( The Other Orange Tractor) Never burn your bridges, unless you can walk on water |
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shameless dude
Orange Level Joined: 10 Apr 2017 Location: east NE Points: 13611 |
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whew!
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