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Thad in AR. 
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Posted: 22 Jan 2022 at 7:53am |
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The kids were sitting in class one Tuesday morning.
The teacher says each student gets to stand up before the class and tell what their father does for a living.
The first was Becky.
She said her father is a farmer. He raises corn and beans. They also have a small heard of cows.
Next was George.
He says his dad drives a milk truck.
He gets up real early each day and drives from dairy to dairy picking up the bulk milk and delivers it to the plant.
Next was Little Johnny.
He says his dad is a stripper at an all male gay bar.
After class the teacher took Johnny off to the side and asked if his dad was really a gay stripper?
Johnny says no he’s actually a reporter for CNN but he was too ashamed to admit it so he made something up.
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D19allisowner
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Posted: 22 Jan 2022 at 7:58am |
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If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice.
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thendrix
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Posted: 22 Jan 2022 at 12:07pm |
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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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dee_veloper
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Posted: 22 Jan 2022 at 1:51pm |
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Little Johnny has already learned to lie. He'll do well at Faux news when he gets older.
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Don't confuse my personality with my attitude.
My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
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DiyDave
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Posted: 22 Jan 2022 at 4:55pm |
Lets call him little dee! 
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dee_veloper
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Posted: 22 Jan 2022 at 5:12pm |
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I think dicky dave would be better.
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Don't confuse my personality with my attitude.
My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
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John m
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Posted: 22 Jan 2022 at 5:23pm |
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I love it. Outstanding! John m
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tomNE
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Posted: 22 Jan 2022 at 6:56pm |
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steve(ill)
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Posted: 22 Jan 2022 at 7:15pm |
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NOW THATS FUNNY !!!........... GO JOHNIE... GO BRANDON !!
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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Fred in Pa
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Posted: 23 Jan 2022 at 6:57am |
Now poor Little Jhonny can't even be himself anymore ,WTH
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He who dies with the most toys is,
nonetheless ,still dead.
If all else fails ,Read all that is PRINTED.
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Clay
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Posted: 23 Jan 2022 at 10:48am |
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It's the first day of school, and Little Johnny is beginning first grade. The teacher is having all the students stand up, one at a time, and introduce themselves. When Johnny's turn comes up, he stands and says, "My name is Johnny Sexhauer", then he sits down.
The teacher gets upset, and says, "We'll have none of that kind of language used in this classroom, now tell us your name". Johnny gets up again, and says, "My name is Johnny Sexhauer, and if you don't believe me, you can go to the 4th grade room and ask my sister, because she's there".
The teacher storms out of the room, goes down the hall, to the 4th grade classroom, and knocks on the door. The 4th grade teacher answers the knock, and asks the 1st grade teacher what she can do for her. The teacher replies, "Do you have a Sexhauer in this classroom"? The 4th grade teacher replies, "A Sexhauer"????? "They barely give us time for recess.
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Thad in AR.
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Posted: 23 Jan 2022 at 5:27pm |
 Clay wrote:
<span style="color: rgb255, 255, 255; font-family: "Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; white-space: pre-wrap; : rgb0, 132, 255;">It's the first day of school, and Little Johnny is beginning first grade. The teacher is having all the students stand up, one at a time, and introduce themselves. When Johnny's turn comes up, he stands and says, "My name is Johnny Sexhauer", then he sits down.
The teacher gets upset, and says, "We'll have none of that kind of language used in this classroom, now tell us your name". Johnny gets up again, and says, "My name is Johnny Sexhauer, and if you don't believe me, you can go to the 4th grade room and ask my sister, because she's there".
The teacher storms out of the room, goes down the hall, to the 4th grade classroom, and knocks on the door. The 4th grade teacher answers the knock, and asks the 1st grade teacher what she can do for her. The teacher replies, "Do you have a Sexhauer in this classroom"? The 4th grade teacher replies, "A Sexhauer"????? "They barely give us time for recess.</span> |
Good one 
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