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FloydKS ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: S E Kansas Points: 7976 |
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El Dorado, Kansas | An agricultural airplane pilot made a serious mistake this morning while operating his aircraft under the influence of alcohol, accidentally dumping his cargo of manure over cars, houses, and residents.According to the police report, 51-year old Barry Wood had a blood alcohol concentration (BAC) of 0.48% when he was arrested, six times the legal limit allowed to drive a motor vehicle and 12 times the legal limit allowed to operate a plane. He was supposed to spread 4 tons of liquid manure over fields belonging to his employer but his capacities were visibly too impaired. “So drunk that he had urinated on himself”He turned in the wrong direction, heading over the nearby city of El Dorado instead of the fields he was supposed to spray, before releasing his smelly cargo. Residents of the city were taken off guard as tons of liquid manure started raining over the city, causing several car accidents and totally ruining an outdoor wedding ceremony. Butler County Sheriff’s Office spokesman, Lt. John Fitzpatrick, says the emergency lines received over 900 calls in less than 5 minutes after the incident.
The deputies were rapidly able to identify the plane behind the incident and were waiting near the landing strip when Mr. Wood returned from his venture.
![]() Butler County Sheriff’s Office spokesman, Lt. John Fitzpatrick, says the accused was so drunk that he had urinated on himself and wasn’t able to stand up when the deputies arrested him only a minute or two after his landing. Mr. Wood will now face a total of 269 criminal charges, including performing an aviation function while over the prescribed alcohol limit, aggravated assault and criminal damage to property. If found guilty on all charges, he faces a total of 1235 years in prison and a fine of $2,335,500 and his pilot’s license could also be suspended by the FAA if he is found guilty of flying while under the influence of alcohol. His trial is scheduled to begin in January at the Butler County Courthouse. |
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fixer1958 ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 13 Feb 2010 Location: kansas Points: 2435 |
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Well he landed the plane OK.......
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desertjoe ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: New mexico Points: 13374 |
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desertjoe ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 23 Sep 2013 Location: New mexico Points: 13374 |
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UMMmmm,,if he is a dem,,,,errrrr,,,,never mind,,it's Sunday,,,,
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JW in MO ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Feb 2010 Location: South KC Area Points: 2598 |
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Hey, that says Eldorado, Kansas, I think that should be Eldorado Springs, MO. We Missourians take our drunken pilots and crane operators seriously. ![]() What do you want to bet instead of getting confused he said to himself, "Oh now this $%@t is going to be funny."
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chaskaduo ![]() Orange Level ![]() Joined: 26 Nov 2016 Location: Twin Cities Points: 5203 |
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I agree JW, alcohol will do that for ya.
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Darrell G (MN) ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Green Isle MN Points: 1496 |
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I question whether this is real
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steve(ill) ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: illinois Points: 78523 |
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I don't know if it is real........... but it is FUNNY !
“Everyone was freaking out, complaining about
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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steve(ill) ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: illinois Points: 78523 |
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IF ????
If found guilty on all charges, he faces a total of 1235 years in prison and a fine of $2,335,500 and his pilot’s license could also be suspended by the FAA if he is found guilty of flying while under the influence of alcohol.
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Like them all, but love the "B"s.
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JW in MO ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Feb 2010 Location: South KC Area Points: 2598 |
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Well of course it is, it was on FB! Annnnd there are pictures and everything.
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thendrix ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 04 Feb 2013 Location: Fairmount GA Points: 4762 |
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"Farming is a business that makes a Las Vegas craps table look like a regular paycheck" Ronald Reagan
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weiner ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 May 2012 Location: Cadillac, Mi. Points: 4305 |
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Mom always said just be thankful that cows can`t fly.
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Real heros wear dogtags, not capes.
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LouSWPA ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Clinton, Pa Points: 24081 |
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It does have the smell and feel of a 'less than truthful' story.
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Hubert (Ga)engine7 ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 12 Sep 2009 Location: Jackson Cnty,GA Points: 6156 |
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That wasn't
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Just an old country boy saved by the grace of God.
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TimCNY ![]() Orange Level ![]() Joined: 15 Apr 2014 Location: Upstate NY Points: 1551 |
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Well, 'tis the season of impeachment articles being drawn up, so ---
Reminds me of Randy Quaid in "Independence Day." ![]() |
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I need more than 200 characters for my "signature." I'd love to see that changed to 250!
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DiyDave ![]() Orange Level Access ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Gambrills, MD Points: 50793 |
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We'll have to get tranny to check it on snopes!
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shameless dude ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 10 Apr 2017 Location: east NE Points: 13611 |
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shucks...I would have done the same thing...sober!
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JohnCO ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Niwot Colo Points: 8992 |
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Good thing Dale can't fly! Looked it up, it was reported by World News Daily, which is a farce news outfit, like the Onion. They did have a real picture of manure being sprayed from spreaders onto cars somewhere in France, pretty impressive. Four tons of manure would need a pretty big plane to haul it, like a C130 or something. Edited by JohnCO - 09 Dec 2019 at 11:24pm |
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Greg (Hillsboro, OH) ![]() Orange Level ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Sep 2009 Location: Hillsboro, OH Points: 1163 |
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And I'm sure the mayor would have been none to happy at what he received!!!!
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iowallis ![]() Silver Level ![]() Joined: 04 Jun 2017 Location: North Iowa Points: 325 |
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Sounds like a scene out of the Andy Griffith show with Otis the drunk. Wonder if Aunt Bea is going to bring some fried chicken down to the jail for him? |
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