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    Posted: 02 Jul 2020 at 5:01am
When they find out I’m not a very good electrician.
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now that's revolting....

what's your current problem ?

wire you telling us ?

sorry, I couldn't resistor....

Jay
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Originally posted by jaybmiller jaybmiller wrote:

now that's revolting....

what's your current problem ?

wire you telling us ?

sorry, I couldn't resistor....

Jay

Nice ones😂
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I've got more once I'm amped up.... as the new gen says...
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Wife gives me static about the power bill every month.
I tried to follow the science, but it was not there. I then followed the money, and that’s where I found the science.
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 HMmmmm,,reckon where this little wire goes,,,,,,,EEEEEKKkkkk!!
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Empowered now.
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Damn, I'm coming up short, in this punfest!Wink
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Don't anyone get your wires crossed!
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My son had a dead car battery he wanted to sell. Asked me what he should price it at.

Free of charge I said.
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that's why i always gits shocked!
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You guys electrify me with your current line of juicy amps of humor!
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She was the electrician's daughter and nobody could resistor.
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but if you complain about the tingle, everyone else will give you static...
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The truth is the truth, sugar coated or not. Trawler II says, "Remember that."
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I never considered this place such an outlet for puns...
Holding a grudge is like taking poison and expecting the other person to die
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Wink This bunch is very puny.
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Ray I was shocked at that. Wink
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Originally posted by FloydKS FloydKS wrote:

I never considered this place such an outlet for puns...

Ohm my god, that was bad!Wink
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